Maybe she is evel through and through?
I swore I’d never do this, because the incantation is too powerful and potentially destructive, but I think we’d agree we’ve reached desperation time.
JOAN CRAWFORD WAS A NO-TALENT CHILD-BEATING UNPROFESSIONAL BEDHOPPING DRUNK!
(Moves for cover as the ground quakes)
Sampiro. When Eve smites your ass for that stunt, don’t think you didn’t have it coming, 'cuz ya totally did.
Honestly, we’d have better luck with an invocation involving a blood sacrifice of unbaptized virgins.
Are you telling me we aren’t on the Eve of destruction? Over and over and over again, my friend?
Regards,
Shodan
Hmmm. Eve hasn’t posted anywhere on the Dope in 13 days! Hope she’s okay.
She’ll return Eventually. What an Event that’ll be. But the dEvestation she will bring to those who mocked her with persist until the 12th of NEver.
I do notice that one of the last threads she posted, though it began with an innocuous rant about a pet peeve, turned into an all out fustercluck. I certainly hope she doesn’t think that the Dopers in that speak for even a significant minority of posters.
EVE-LEH! COME BACK!
I’ll personally lick Joan’s star clean with my tongue if that’s what it takes, but to quote Norma Desmond “Hit me! Shout at me! Just don’t stand there [ignoring] me!”
Dear Cecil:
I am 50 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no** Eve**. Papa says, “If you see it in The SDMB, it’s so.” Please tell me the truth, is there an Eve?
AMBER ALERT
Name: Eve
Age: None of your business!
Description: Flawlessly beautiful
Armed with deadly accurate quips, and movie trivia to die for!
When found, please return to the SDMB.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
Will Eve please report to Cafe Society. There’s an unanswered thread with your name in it.
She still hasn’t shown up?
She’s going to be fashionably late.
I went to her recent “Bea Arthur” thread & called her hear. Lessee her resist us now!
Kind of an anticlimax now to show up and admit I know next to nothing about Peter Sellars . . .
Uh-oh! It’s Eve! Everybody scatter!
I guess I am going to have to audition and train a New Eve to take over for me after Sept. 19th . . . It’s a non-union job.
I never doubted you’d be here.
(And how Askia or Shodan or somebody else hacked into my account and posted that about Joan Crawford is something I want an explanation for RIGHT NOW!)
Actually, it’s a pretty funny punch line.
What the hell do you mean, unprofessional?!
(As for the rest of it, why do you think I idolize her?)
And now the circle of Eve is complete. [universe implodes]
What happens Sept 19th, Eve?