"Aren’t all the dopers here civilised?"
Have you never visited The Pit?
Shayna said:
“Have you never visited The Pit?”
Would you think I were uncivilised if I said I had never been to The Pit?
Wouldn’t the opposite be a more reasonable conclusion?
Doesn’t your question break rule #2?
Do you think I meant to break rule #2?
Anyone miss me while I was gone?
Were you gone?
Are you still here?
Do you need to ask? 
Where did you come from?
Don’t you know where babies come from?
Is that the story about the stork…or the pelican?
There’s a story about a pelican?
Could it have been a chicken?
Did you know you may have broken it?
What about the story about the mouse, the chicken, and the cat? Wasn’t that a better story than the pelican story?
Is there really such a thing as a better story than the Pelican Story?
Can I just jump right in here without having read the entire thread?
Have you at least read the rules of the game, dpr?
Do you think I’d particpate without having done so?