For the uninitiated: every response must be a question, preferable related somehow to the previous question. I’ll start.
What are you looking at?
Favourite pickup line?
What’s it to you?
Who, me?
Did you hear that, where the hell did it come from?
Are you talking to me?
What do you think?
I think this is more difficult than it looks, don’t you?
Wouldn’t it be easier if you typed with your eyes open?
Whatta you blind or somethin’?
Do you know where I could buy a Braille computer monitor?
Who wants to know?
Why are you using that tone?
Stop aski–shit.
What kind of question is that?
What do you mean you’re gay?
Are you trying to tell me my penis isn’t pretty?
Well, what color is it?
What color do you think it is, big boy?
Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?