Why not privatize all dicks?
And what’s wrong with publicly owned dicks?
Do you know where that thing’s been?
Does your sister know?
How do you know I have a sister?
Haven’t you heard what she’s been telling everyone?
Are you saying I have a hearing problem?
Did I stutter?
Wait, whose turn is it?
What made you think it was yours?
It’s not your turn, is it?
Since when are we taking turns?
Why wouldn’t we be taking turns?
Has anyone here not seen “Whose Line is it Anyway?”?
Wasn’t it from “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead” first?
So what if it was?
Aren’t those of you making non sequiturs aware that you have to stay on topic?
What’s the topic?
Do you really not know, or are you just trying to piss me off?
And I I am, what are you gonna do about it, eh?