Have you met my cousin Forrest?
Does he resemble you in any way?
Does it matter if he’s fantastically wealthy too?
Isn’t that an important thing to know?
Do I look like a gold digger to you?
Wouldn’t that depend on your intentions?
Don’t gold diggers have long dusty beards and a mule?
Why do you want to perpetuate a stereotype of gold diggers?
Do you think this is headed straight to threadspotting?
What’s wrong with preserving part of our national heritage?
Does quantity also mean quality?
Is our national heritage that important?
How do you propose to do that?
Wouldn’t that be cool?
(time out: Gotta go for awhile.)
Is there something wrong with mom’s apple pie?
What do diabetics eat, since they can’t eat apple pie?
Care for a slice of Mom’s apple pie?
Is cool a good thing?
Ever have mock apple pie made out of ritz crackers?
(time out: I blew past my 100th post and didn’t even notice it!)
Ever have mock apple pie made out of ritz crackers?
Anyone else think that sounds disgusting?
What else do you do with Ritz Crackers?
Do you think they’re too small to use as frisbees?
Aren’t they the perfect size for midgets?