Are you going to make me?
And how?
But isn’t fighting ignorance answering questions as well as posing them? What would Unca Cecil think of this?
Anyone now what’s going on over in the PIT regarding the manny fracas?
Does anybody want soup?
What sort of soup?
How about chicken noodle?
Haven’t you read my thread?
No?
Anybody Got Milk?
Why? Don’t you?
That isn’t what I want… how about hot and sour soup instead?
Of course I have… what about soya milk?
How do they milk that soya, anyhow? Can I use soya milk to make clam chowder?
when can i get these pants off?
Does this post make me look fat?
Was this as good for you as it was for me?
When does your husband get home?
Will this do?
I dunno, will it?
I guess, how 'bout you?
Why all the questions?
Why, do you not like it?
No, now, What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
How am I supposed to know that?
Aren’t you Deep Thought?
No, Don’t you know that I am the Millard Gargantubrain, who can count all the atoms in a star in a millisecond, yet am a mere abacus?
Isn’t it obvious that I didn’t?
Isn’t it obvious that I want you to shut up?
Well, Isn’t it obvious that that was mean and I’m leaving now?
No, can you make it even more obvious?