Does anybody know where I can get some eggrolls?
Whoa, did you feel THAT?
(Earthquake just happened… scared the flipping heck out of my kid sister)
You didn’t know that?
Yes those were my eggrolls.
I have no idea; and I’m not sure it would taste very good… why don’t you try it and report back to us, okay?
Why should I have to post as a question if I don’t want to?
Because he said so, okay?
We could, but where’s the fun in that?
What if this question wasn’t rhetorical?
Ah, but what if it WAS?
Isn’t it?
Was it this?
What would you call it?
Does anybody have a moose I can borrow?
Would you settle for a non standard elk head, 11 points, five feet across?
Isn’t that a bit extravagant for the situation at hand?
What, exactly, IS the situation at hand?
Do you really think we’d tell you?
Why not? Don’t you think I’m trustworthy?
Excuse me, but may I borrow your Elk?
The African Elk? Or the European Elk?