If he was buried deeper than six feet under, would that be considered low-commotion?
Ah, the jester is abroad on the board tonight, isn’t he?
Where did you get the idea that I was a broad?
In’st slydexia a hrrobile thnig?
With what I’ve seen – surely not??
That was a question?
Does anyone remember this?
Dare you ask?
When “She’ll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes” — what can this possibly mean?
If the mountain can’t come to Mohammed, will Mohammed come to the mountain?
What’s the frequency, Kenneth?
And why would he bother? Why sweat it in this age of fast transport? Wouldn’t he just sit back and watch the whole thing on DVD?
And is there any significance to the idea that this thread was started by someone named moronmountain?
Ooooo, aren’t you the cruel one?
You like it that way?
With, or without, apple suace?
Or, apple sauce, which may be sweeter?
Where do you intend on putting it?
Oh, no, this isn’t another one of those threads is it, sir? My oh my, is this a case o’ the vapours coming over me?
Will it darken your enthusiams if I say that I have to take my son to the dentist in five minutes?
Would it upset you if I said – thank heaven?