Do you really think I’m that kid of guy?
Aren’t you that kind of guy?
Don’t you think I’m more than just a little disturbed by your post / sig combination? 
Don’t you wanna be my bitch?
Um …
Hey … what’s going on over in IMHO?
Wasn’t that an artful segue?
Anybody question now why I get the big money?
Do you really want me to answer that?
Shouldn’t you be in Answers Only, Euty?
Why can’t he be in both? And, Hastur, why are you so anxious to get some of Euty and his goods?
Who says that I am? Can’t I be a shameless flirt with no intention of action?
Surely your sig tells a different story, Hastur?
Besides, didn’t you read the moderator post about not including your sig with every message and only attaching it once a page? Are you some kind of inconsiderate jerk? Are you gonna be mad because I jokingly called you a jerk?
Whoops, is this heading for the Pit?
How 'bout we change the subject?
How many wolves are there in here?