You’d be surprised how hard it is for most people I tell that riddle to to get it.
What’s gray and comes in quarts?
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An elephant.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
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A peice of ass so good it brings tears to your eyes.
What if the squirrel is a leper?
Shadow?
What is the air speed velocity of a sparrow?
Oh ha ha.10 days.
Because the tape was rewound to the beginning of the message?
Most tapes don’t do that, do they? I was going to say that the tape stops before the end, but a person could just as easily stop the tape and then shoot themselves. Or rewind it and then shoot. The gunshot would have to be on the tape for it to work I think.
No Gunshot noise on the tape?
Yeah.
Forgot to add there’s a gunshot, oops.
What do I have in my pocket?
You’re lost in the forest, and come across two doors. One leads to freedom, the other leads to certain death. You don’t know which is which.
There are two trolls near the doors. One troll always lies, the other always tells the truth. You don’t know which is which. You get to ask one troll one question, and based on the answer, you need to determine which door leads to freedom.
What question do you ask?
Heard this one sometime in high school, I think it was.
four score
What’s greater than God,
More evil than the Devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you’ll die?
Nothing.
What’s green and red and goes 40 miles an hour?
Froggy in a blender!
I think the question to as is [spoiler]“Will the other troll tell me that his door leads to life?”
If the answer is “Yes,” walk on through. If the answer is “No,” take the other door.[/spoiler]
Five…it was a horrific thresher accident.
Another approach: Ask either troll “If I asked you if the door behind you leads to life, would you say Yes?” – The theory is that the troll who always lies knows he always lies and will lie about the answer he would give, and so both he and the other troll end up telling the truth.
He who makes it does not need it; He who buys it does not want it; He who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
Elizabeth, Elspeth, Betty and Bess
Went to look for a starling’s nest;
A nest with four eggs in they did find -
They each took one and left three behind.
Gah. Never mind.
Why do white sheep eat more grass than black sheep?
Because there are more white sheep
How do you keep a werewolf from going crazy on Halloween night?
Shoot him in September
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
What’s a foot long and slippery?
A slipper