Last chance, Chicago kids!
My sis and I were unable to locate the Trivial Pursuit game, so if anyone has one, bring it along. We’ll probably find ours before Saturday, but I don’t want to risk being without one.
And, of course, Apples to Apples will be available!!
I’ll bring the Trivial Pursuit, Jane.
What is Apples to Apples? Should I be afraid?
Nothing to fear, really. 
It’s a card game that takes about three minutes to learn how to play. And, I believe that for this fest, Uncle Beer is in charge of making up (explaining) the rules.
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Martini glasses cleaned? check
Wine selected? check
shopping list ready and house cleaned up? Not yet…
OK, kids, I am off work tomorrow, but I will be checking this thread throughout the day in case there are any last minute questions.
My phone number and address are on the e-vite. Please feel free to call tomorrow or Saturday if you have any last minute questions or ideas.
The weather looks like rain so backyard time may be limited, but, heck, we’ll at least try, and I’ll at least pick some weeds so the yard is not totally over grown.
I am going to make a couple of fondues with fresh fruits and veggies for dipping - we’ll pretend like there’s some health stuff here, anyways.
Looking forward to seeing you all on Saturday!!!
(grumble) Wish you people would casually slip your user names into your replies on the Evite so I could know who’s coming, though I’ve managed to match up MOST of the yesses. (grumble)
What, and disclose our secret identities?
I would like to attend your so-called “party”. But only if I can see the pictures from the aquarium, and throw stuff at Gundy. She’s dumb.
Evite will be sent in a few.
And watch what you say about Gundy, she’s making guacamole!!!
She’ll probably poop in it. She’s not very bright.
No, DUMBASS, that’s the special poopamole I made just for you.
In fact, I think I’ll go make some more. Ya like corn?
OK, one more thing. I have wine and spirits and 11 Linenkugel Honey Weiss. If you want any beer besides the Lineys - or some skunked MGD or other crap like that - you’ll have to bring your own.
Also, if you do bring your own beer, whatever you don’t drink, you’ll have to take with you. You will also end up with a Liney’s as a parting gift when you pack your beer up.
With god as my witness, I’m not storing beer on the back porch for another winter…
Oh, and poopamole in the peesexchampagne room. If that isn’t a receipe for success, I don’t know what is.
I think I know someone coming who likes beer.
There is no poopamole in the pee sex room.
Every decent pee sex room has at least a large vat of poopamole. Some are completely coated with it.
Jane, can you email me your address? postmoderngirl@juno.com
Thanks.
OK, one of my dealers just gave me a huge quantity of tomatoes, peppers and cukes from his garden! He also is giving me a nice big filet of flash frozen tuna he caught in Mexico last month.
Any ideas? Jane, you got a grill? How does grilled tuna steaks with homemade mango salsa sound? Broiled with ginger and soy will also be kick ass.
Sure I have to drive out to Rockford in the morning to get it but thems the sacrifices I make for my Doper friends 