I’m 44. I just had my eyes examined last month, and I have the same prescription I had when I first got glasses at 14 (and slightly better than when I was 24) with one minor exception: I am no longer astigmatic.
A board I frequent actually lost size=0 during a software upgrade, and I miss it horribly. I used it more than any of them whippersnappers. Also thanks to a free tone generator linked in a thread on that board, I learned I can still hear past 20Khz, with just a few dropout frequencies. I have all my teeth and have had one cavity in my life.
I was also bedridden for almost a decade (starting in my last year of med school) with a bizarre inflammatory condition no doc could diagnose but no layman could miss.
I’m all better now, but Karma is a bitch, and it doesn’t always work as our fantasies insist it should.