Quite the gallery of losers I stumbled upon

Picked up on a DWI - Driving While Invisible.

I managed a crack house for over 10 years.

I’ve dealt with worse.

“And they all moved away from me on the bench there,
and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things,…”

“This is your Swingers Club before alcohol. Any questions…?”

:eek: :smack:

What does “Possess BM” mean???

I think it’s “PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESS BM”.
Best guess is that they caught him with paraphernalia which he was smoking “shit” in?

Seems to signify a Class B Misdemeanor.

Why they don’t do the same with the felonies (you have to click on the charge to see the classification) I have no idea.

Garrett Terrill has an … interesting … facebook page.

All in all

Just a

'Nother brick in the wall

That’s still not as bad as Roger Fuckebythenavele.

Heh- My random surfing turned out quite a bit better than yours: Julia!

Getting locked up in the same cell as her has been a great fantasy.

Wait. . .crack houses have managers? I have to wonder what the job description looks like.

They say you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover. I hate to say it but after looking at that gallery I’m somewhat more inclined to take stock in the ancient art of physiognomy. A lot of those mug shots have just the sort of of hard-bitten faces you’d expect to see.

But clearly, they need to release Heidi. She couldn’t possibly be guilty of any crime except breaking young men’s hearts.:wink:

Some of the expressions of shock, dismay, incredulity, and anger beg to have their stories. told.

Scroll down and take a look at this stellar citizen.

WTH is “COMMITMENT - COURT ORDER”? Clicking on it doesn’t help.

ROMINE, HEIDI MARIE is a cutie!

Well… maybe not so much after all.

My hometown newspaper shows all the mugshots of the day before’s arrests, at least on their website. Some odd-looking people there. I guess criminals are just not the sharpest-looking people.

I remember a woman by that name in Klamath Falls, Oregon; I’ve forgotten the first name. My favorite was Mary(?) Killswithtwoarrows.

The former Chairwoman of the Cherokees was Wilma Mankiller.