Mugshots can tell you a lot...

Just checking out the ol’ Oregon mugshots, so I know who to watch out for on the streets.

http://pdxmugshots.com/

Here are a few conclusions I have come to (mind you, this is not scientific, but probably in every way correct):

-People with big neck tattoos are up to no good.
-Meth is, truly, a hell of a drug.
-If they look like a housewife out to get groceries, it’s definitely DUI.
-I’m not sure why we even have parole and probation considering the number of people that violate it.
-I keep reading about the number of minorities in jail, but damn there’s a lot of white people getting arrested. Maybe it’s an Oregon thing.
-People with big smiles in their mugshots scare the hell out of me.
-Meth is, truly, a hell of a drug.
-There are a lot of fiction novels and movies about master criminals with high IQ’s…these people are not those criminals.

What’s your take? Am I wrong?

I dunno, this one looks kinda housewife-y and her charge was identity theft.

How do we know if that’s she really looks like? :smiley:

Oh, I forgot one:

-Never click on one because you think they’re sort of hot, you’re bound to be disappointed when you see why they were arrested (Neglect/abuse of animals/children, violation of restraining order, etc)

not a bad looking group of public miscreants, if I don’t say so myself!

A very low percentage of these people (and I kind of got distracted by this exercise for a while, so I looked at a lot of 'em) look anywhere near normal to me. Most of them scream crazy or profoundly stupid.

A very high percentage of these people are obviously hygiene challenged.

That’s all I got so far.

This one cracked me right up, though.

Florida’s site let’s you tag the mugshots…take a look at our
illustrated/incarcerated folks:

http://florida.arrests.org/TattedUp/

Other tags include:

Beat Up
Celebrity
Handicap
Grills
Hair
Hunks
Hotties
Scary
Tatted up
Transgender
Wino
WTF

Quite entertaining…

Damn that’s a lot of messed up looking people.

Oh my.

Portland is 76 percent white. Oregon is 84 percent white. Blacks account for 6 percent in Portland and 2 percent state-wide.

http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/41/4159000.html

I wondered what ol’ Balok had been up to lately…hard times I guess…

WTF is even scarier, especially the 62-year-old white guy with the Mike Tyson facial tattoo.

Ouch.
Charges: BURGLARY II (C Felony)

It looks like he hit someone in the fist with his face.

I the jaunty angle on this guy’s mohawk.

Yeah, that transgender tag offers a gallery of reasons why bargain basement prices are a bad idea when shopping for plastic surgery.

Surprisingly, not a DUI bust.

Oh jeez. One more.

You remember those velvet paintings of big, sad eyed children that were popular in the seventies? You, know, this shit?

Here’s what happened to one of them when they grew up.

…the hell? Do I even want to know? :eek:

Wow, I think I found the grandsonof one of these guys!

Why even take a mugshot?

Why not to tattoo yourself in a mirror.

Question – what is “COUNTY HOLD”?

Here’s a good one from mugshots.com. Dude, you don’t use Monopoly money to snort coke.

Surgical mask around the neck - that is a pretty boss style, I must say.