Early contender for mug shot of the year

This guy cut off his mothers head with an axe. Because she nagged him.

Not much to say but that mug shot is priceless.

First story of the year to pile one more on top of the Florida stereotype.

Ya gotta admit, he did stop her nagging.

Now there’s a face only a mother could love. Oh, wait.

Looks like somebody forgot their anti-psychotic this morning! :slight_smile:

Yeah, Um, hey honey do you want to do your chores? No? All good, no dramas. :eek:

No wonder she was nagging him. Lazy slob.

I wonder if he stopped for a butt during the job?

In James Thurber’s classic review of 19th century *Punch *magazines, he quoted an anti-smoking verse that both memory and googlefu are failing me on - about a husband who cut off his wife’s head, but lost his nerve halfway through - “twas no joke, he could only finish the job with smoke.”

He just axed her to please stop.

Updated for the news:

Last night I slew my darling [del]wife[/del] mother
[del]Stretched[/del] Dumped her [del]on[/del] with the [del]flooring[/del] bagging;
I was loath to take her life
But I *had *to stop that [del]snoring[/del] nagging!

When I saw the thread title I thought, ‘Oh! I know just the mugshot I’m going to share!’ Turns out it’s the same one. :stuck_out_tongue:

Mothers are always losing their heads over chores and stuff.

Ah, Florida! The state that keeps ID Channel in business!

I thought the problem with Florida is that nobody gives a shit.

A person was decapitated and not a single implied connection to ISIS? What is the world coming to?

He looks a lot less crazy than I expected.

Looks sorta like he’s squatting though. Dumping a deuce as they take your mug shot would be a class thing to do. Demonstrate your disdain for the cops and all. Not to say there might not be “repercussions”.

No one has blamed Obama, either!

No, but someone blamed Obama for a murder. Seems if gas prices weren’t so low, the guy wouldn’t have driven 15 hours to kill his girlfriend.

Poe’s law in effect here.

You just can’t judge by the mug shot.

Edmund Kemper looked fairly normal*, but he wasn’t very nice to his mama either.

*On second thought, not that normal.

Mug shot of the year?
Ooh, ooh! Can I enter this guy?