Florida Man, the worst superhero ever

Or Floridaman, for SEO.

Never heard of him before, but he really gets around!

Florida Man sounds more like a villain.

I think I prefer Area Man.

Is it supposed to be first name/last name, or adjective/noun?

They have a fight, Area wins.

I think he’s an even-stupider version of Wisconsin Man.

Also, I’ll note that Jason, one of the characters on the NBC series The Good Place, whose life exploits definitely qualify as Florida Man behavior, is, in fact, from Jacksonville. :smiley:

*Florida Man,
Florida Man,
Does whatever a ‘moran’ can.

Can he torch his ex’s truck,
And accidentally light his junk?
Hell, yeah,
Here comes a Florida Man!*

Genius!

How long before he gets his own movie?

He’s struck again!

More common than you’d think. A cop I know here in Cleveland once told me of the same thing happening to her.

That one must be an imposter - Florida Man died a week ago.

Florida Man caught impresonating Florida Man…

He’s nothing if not prolific. Searched Google News for “Florida Man” in just the past hour:

Florida Man Accused Of Igniting Bomb, Posting Video On Facebook
Florida man pretending to be an officer pulls over detective
Easter Bunny Runs Florida Man Over With a Mack Truck of Fists

There is a whole subreddit on Florida Man.

You guys heard of the “Florida Man Challenge”? Google “Florida Man” along with your DOB (month/day) and see the worst and best articles that come up. It’s pretty entertaining.

Am I the only one who read this thread and thought of They Might Be Giants’ song “Particle Man?”

Florida Man strikes again, once again pretending to be a cop: A man pretending to be a police officer was arrested after he pulled over a deputy | CNN

There is, indeed, a Florida Man comic, written by Mike Baron, co-creator of Nexus and the Badger.

Well, there will be a Florida Man comic, maybe. It looks like they still haven’t got the Kickstarter campaign up yet tho.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. Florida Man is the best superhero.