Rabbit season.

If there’s anything I hates more than rabbits, it’s more rabbits!

Well it ain’t exactly what I’d call right-- There’s no taters.

We’re gonna have roast rabbit! We’re gonna have roast rabbit!

sigh Do you want to shoot me now, or wait 'til you get home?

Fire!

taters? what’s taters, precious?

They go with cawwots.

Po-ta-toes. The Gaffer’s delight *, and rare good ballast for an empty belly.

  • I knew someone once who hoped one day to develop a potato variety he could call "Gaffer’s Delight

Kill the Waabbit!

Kill the Rabbit?..

I’ve been trying to reverse engineer a rabbit dish I had a while ago that was absolutely wonderful.

It was essentially rabbit cooked in a pressure cooker with a mustard-based sauce. I’ve come close, but I haven’t hit the nail on the head yet.

With your speaw and magic helmet?

As made by the Acme Corporation.

Watch those pressure cookers.

Sometimes there can be an Earth-shattering kaboom!

Of course you know, this means war.

You’re unfamiliar with Tater Tots?

no, no by gollum I’m not.

I know this defies the laws of thermodynamics, but you see, I never studied law.

Air brakes!

You all must meet the most innnnnnteresting monsters.

BAM Arise, Sir Loin of Beef! BAM Arise, Earl of Cloves! BAM Arise, Duke of Brittingham! BAM Arise, Baron of Münchhausen! BAM Arise, Essence of Myrrh! BAM Milk of Magnesia! BAM Quarter of Ten! Got lots of stamina!