The sky is always the color of awesome in slut world.
You still haven’t told us how often you get laid. Until we have that information, we can’t decide whether or not you were right.
Wouldn’t it be ineffably cool if you were actually right about something?
“Often” is a poor measure. Any fool can “get laid” “often” if he lowers his standards enough.
In any event it seems like what is being discussed is not “hotness” but likelihood of sexual success- which is certainly increased if the target is intoxicated and needy. That can’t be denied.
Will I need to list how often I get my ass laid in order to justify this comment?
I am getting laid RIGHT NOW!
Sadly, looking back on my single time, that was not true. While I didn’t have the money to try, I was doing so poorly with the ladies that a $2 crack whore would have turned me down.
I don’t know about you, but my opinions on my own personal preferences are always right. They can’t be otherwise.
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Fear this woman. She is dangerous.
Which I guess isn’t newsworthy. But today is special. If you take what Michelle Malkin normally says and compare it to what a normal person says, this week’s Michelle Malkin would be that stupid in comparison to what Michelle Malkin usually says. Hyperstupid? Metastupid? The English language isn’t prepared to describe this never before encountered level of stupidity. So let us coin a new word and say that this week Malkin malkined.
You’d like details? Here is the new Dunkin’ Donut ad featuring the disturbingly perky Racheal Ray. As you can see this ad hates America.
What? You can’t see it? C’mon, it’s plain as day!
Okay, I’ll give you a hint. Look at what Ray’s wearing around her neck.
That’s right! It’s a scarf! JUST LIKE THE SCARFS THAT ISLAMOFASCIST TERRORISTS WEAR!!!
Well, okay, it’s not exactly like those scarfs. But it’s sort of similar if you squint. Close enough anyway. So it’s a proven fact that Rachael Ray and Dunkin’ Donuts are in league to promote terrorism.
STOP LAUGHING DAMMIT!!!
Okay, I’m not saying it right. I let Malkin explain in her own words:
Michelle Malkin: She speaks for the clueless.
When you bake apple pie, the terrorists win.
If you’re going to call someone stupid, you shouldn’t misquote them. As dumb as she me be, that’s not at all what she said. Also, if you’re going to call someone else stupid, you might check and see if there is already a thread on this subject that is active.
Wow, sounds like a game of Dungeons and Dragons.
“I’ve got a +4 Bimbo of Panty Dropping!”
“My Bimbo is only +3, but she’s +5 vs. Jaegershots!”
Only a doper could take a conversation about banging drunk, dumb girls and turn it into a D&D reference. Bunch of damn geeks.
I called her stupid and I quoted her. With Malkin, that’s easily done.
No, actually that is what she said. That’s how a quote works.
Okay, there is another thread on this. I guess I caught some contact stupid from Malkin exposure.
Only that’s not a quote from her. No question that she’s stupid, but the words you quoted didn’t come from her, they are the editorial comments addressing what she said.
I’ve merged Little Nemo’s new thread into this one.
Yeah, for some reason, “Hey, can you buy me a drink?” just doesn’t work that well as a pickup line.
They’re afraid she’ll fire her 1920’s style Raycha-Ray*.
*“Next time, on Raycha-Ray…”
Maybe so, but one of Malkin’s favorite strategies is to point out (usually extremist) insults of her that include her race and/or gender and use it to “demonstrate” just how sexist and racist her opponents are - and, of course, Republicans are the FARTHEST thing from either! They’re the party that freed the slaves, don’t you know!
And frankly, I was mildly uncomfortable with elucidator’s post myself. It DOES seem to be a direct hit against her race. I’d love to be wrong, of course, but even if I am, why give people like her more ammunition?
Stay classy, Mosier.
So, I guess donuts are ultraconservative lunatic fringe food, huh?
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