Bah! Ninja’d!
With pictures of seven skinny cows eating seven fat cows?
I think you’ve been breathing underground tomb air for too long. It causes extrapyramidal side effects.
No, I just drank too much last night. Well, technically this morning.
You realize that if it turns out to be *anything *of the kind, even a worker’s sandwich locker… :smack:
Don’t mention things like that, ok? :dubious:
Do you know how to spell “Tut” in the original Egyptian?
O-A-O!
How many people have had King Tut stuck in their head all day? I hear the whole darn song and remember the moves. Thank you so mach Steve Martin for that lifelong ear worm. All it takes to set it off is a story about Tut.
How’d he get so funky?
This sounds like a Ponzi scheme.
They just need to use a transporter beam to put a probe into any sealed mystery chamber.
Born in Arizona
Hey! When was the last time you gave your life for tourism?
Besides the grain, there’ll be hieroglyphs of Tut trying to hit his mother with a hammer, Tut stabbing a friend, and a young Tut being promised money by a military figure.
Dr Hawass is an asshole. I find his attempts to “preserve Ancient Egyptian antiquities” highly suspect.
I thought Hawass was forced out during the last regime change. Is he back in charge?
"Criticism of Hawass increased following the protests in Egypt in 2011. The New York Times reported in a front page story in July 2011 that he receives an honorarium each year “of as much as $200,000” from National Geographic to be an explorer-in-residence, “even as he controls access to the ancient sites it often features in its reports.”[52] The Times also reported that he has relationships with two American companies that do business in Egypt.[52]
On April 17, 2011, Hawass was sentenced to jail for one year for refusing to obey a court ruling[53] relating to a contract for the gift shop at the Egyptian Museum to a company with links to Hawass.[52] The ruling was appealed and this specific sentence was suspended pending appeal.[53][54] The following day, the National Council of Egypt’s Administrative Court issued a decree to overturn the court’s original ruling, specifying that he would serve no jail time, and would instead remain in his position as Minister of Antiquities.[52][55]"
Update:
More to the point, did he do the monkey?
Somebody had better explain these, PDQ!
