Radiation-loving fungi inside a Chernobyl reactor

Assuming this is for real, it is every SF B movie fan’s dream come true:

We shouldn’t get too excited, but this could have some major implications for nuclear power:

Maybe. I hope so, anyway. The fact anything can thrive in a highly radioactive environment is fascinating.

Finally, proof of the paranormal. Sounds like they could use some Parapsychologists on this proof…

What happens if you make the fungi angry?

Oh, great. So these rampaging radioactive fungi will soon be oozing across Eastern European, eating people’s skin.

At least most people in that part of the world are fair-skinned white folk.
(Preceding post not guaranteed to be 100% serious.)

I’m going to go out on a limb and say you wouldn’t like it.

More like proof of evolution, if you ask me.

I wonder if this Teenage Mutant Ninja Fungus can survive in a non-radioactive environment?

Just more proof that this planet belongs to the microorganisms. We just live here.

We’d probably need a really thick lead box to find out, given the amount of background radiation naturally occurring everywhere in the Universe but especially near rocky planets like Earth full of uranium ores. That’s what always gets me about the people who have a holy dread of radiation: They have no idea how much they’re constantly bathing in even if they do manage to stay out of the sun entirely.

Anyway, the article said the fungi grew faster when in gamma radiation 500 times that of natural background radiation. To me, that implies there is nonzero (slow, perhaps) growth when only natural background radiation is supplied.

Flashback to this classic B-flick…

And it’s on Gamma 3! :eek:

H.P. Lovecraft would be thrilled. I’m horrified.

I can, I must, I will resist the temptation…

“Don’t it turn your black slime green…”

Apparently, these fungi are endochronic, or at least able to evade simple searches. I got beaten to this punch by someone on sabbatical! Needless to say, the person who got here first was Tuckerfan, and his thread is better than mine. More links and everything. I suggest you read that thread instead of this one, and let this one become entombed in lossage and fail.

Stinking fungus-eating Tuckerfan… with his movable headlights… and the market penetration of a wet grouse… bah!

Don’t be silly, fun guys don’t get angry.

Not sure, but I think we wouldn’t like it.

Absolutely… they are not to be truffled with.

[Irradiated Spetsnaz] “Melanin…! Must eat melanin!!!” [/Irradiated Spetsnaz] :eek: :smiley:

Waiter, we’ll start with a Tea Leoni appetizer with a bottle of Cedar Lane Vineyard Sauvignon Blanc (the 2005). Is the Ringwald fresh today? No…no. I had the Reba last time and it definately did not agree with me…

Somehow, the old joke doesn’t ring the same unfortunately. :frowning:

Wait, seriously, this could give insight into what causes the skin cancer, Melanoma. Let’s hope it can be studied.

Also seriously, there’s great potential for using fungi in bioremediation, as they accumulate and concentrate heavy metals, aiding environmental cleanup projects. See Mycelium Running, by Paul Stamets. And check out his website, Fungi Perfecti , for info on medicinal and culinary mushrooms, as well as bioremediation.