Right? You’re welcome. Glad to spread the joy. 
It’s a wig for disguise. You will never see him and Harvey Weinstien in the same room together. This person, whoever he is, swings with the actresses and the jocks.
Actually I think he’s kinda cute.
Well, John Bolton cute.
I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt but then I seen that picture ROFL.
I never gave much thought to Al Davis besides the occasional “Man, that dude has to be the weirdest dude alive.” Then I clicked on that article, and I literally heard that picture of Mark Davis speak to me through the screen and say “Hold my milk.”
The part that made me sit up with laughter: I think everybody who has beheld that ludicrous ’do already knows in their bones: That its owner is a lonely, stunted oddball whose father ignored him for the first 55 years of his life, then died.
It’s like the dude saw Dumb & Dumber and reeeeally wanted to be Lloyd, but, deep down, he fucking knows he’s Harry.
I have an acquaintance who has the same haircut. His hairline is receding and the 'do is a “comb-forward” intended to disguise the hair loss.
I got my kids to join us for a midnight Christmas Eve church service (hang in there, I do have a point coming…). The cosmos rewarded them when the most egregious comb-over sat down right in front of us.
Despite the minimal effort we were putting in, we immediately started to shake the whole pew with suppressed guffaws. My son even got others to start snickering by pantomiming “Golly, his part starts way over here at this ear, and the eighteen slicked-down strands of artificially-dark hair go up, up, up… and oooover… and down to this other ear here…”
Here’s the point (to all middle-aged men, myself and Mr. Davis included), as I pretended to say to the guy after he left:
You’re not fooling anyone.
I don’t think it’s appropriate to mock other people’s life choices that have no impact on me. Life is better when everyone can choose their own way.
I’ll have to counter this by saying that the impact of Mark Davis’s haircut on my life has been nothing short of traumatizing and loathesome.
He’s fucked everything up for me - I blame him, I blame him, I blame him.
::defiantly hurls white fanny-pack into roaring fireplace::
Says the guy with the fucked up chili bowl comb-over.
Darn - missed the edit window.
How about going…“Never go full…Le Batard?”
You might never know you look stupid, or you’re behaving poorly, if no one tells you.