Ramadan came and went...

Your punishment will be to write “I will not make bad puns.” on the chalkboard one hundred times.

I would like to nominate this tread for the lamest pitting ever award, if and when we hold those awards.

That’s a paddlin’.

Hmm, one punishment and one reward. Thank you sirs, may I have another?!?

No, but i downloaded an image of Piss Christ once.

Dammit, I thought it was an atheist cotillion. I feel such a fool now, turning up in this fancy dress.

What’s the term for a chalkboard writing fetish?

X on a crutch! It’s “Piss X”.

Well, as long as you’re here, make like your username and flutter those petticoats!