Random Star Trek Quotes

I’ve met a Vulcan before, sir.

Nor I a work of art, madam.

It took you thirty-three years to come up with “Joe”?

[Should that be “I’ve never met a Vulcan before,” AH?]

Get off my mom, you bitch!

These lab rats are fighting back.

yes it should

:vulcan_salute:

I know all your moves, and everything about you. I know you dressed up as Toby Targ every Halloween, even when you were too old. And I know that you actually love the warp core!

It’s no better than turning it over to the computer, but no worse either - but I say forget the numbers! There’s no way the computer can compensate for the human factor, the, the intuition, the experience.

Time of Life: 0900 hours.

Take that back! The warp core’s lame!

Garak was right about one thing: a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant.

Avoid death, and cower.

I may hate protocol, but I don’t hate this ship. I don’t hate the crew. I work with my best friends. The captain’s my mom. I would do anything for her.

A fancy vocabulary doesn’t mean you’re scary. It means you have a thesaurus

To say you have no choice is a failure of imagination.

Space!

The final frontier…


(a little later)

SSSWWWWISSSSSHHHHHH

Tough gig, tough gig.

Um, so do you wanna go maybe sit and look at the warp core with me?

Klingon children are often difficult to control. They require a firm hand.

I’m un-insultable.

We talking warp core? Ooh baby, I’m in!