Random Star Trek Quotes

I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don’t trust coincidences.

Kayshon, when he became a puppet.

I’d shake your hand, but I’m up to my elbow in Terrarite brains.

Brain and brain! What is brain?

Was that my imagination?

Ugh. Landru.

Seventeen separate temporal violations; the biggest file on record.

I know, it’s always weird revisiting planets from the TOS era.
TOS?
It’s what I call the 2260s. Stands for ‘those old scientists’ – you know, Spock, Scotty, those guys. Seems like they were stumbling on crazy new aliens every week back then.

:laughing: :crazy_face: :sunglasses:

Jim, if I’m ever in jail again, don’t send that Vulcan to release me. Just let me rot.

I’m only hard on you when you make me hard! I mean I’m – I’m not hard right now! I mean I could – I could get hard, if I wanted to, but I’m not hard right now. I’m so sorry! You’re both great!

I’d shake your hand, but I’m up to my elbow in Terrarite brains.

You said Wolf 359 was an inside job.

I would be of little value to this ship if I am confined to a tank in Sickbay.

Better and better, Mr. Spock.

You’re the best. Thanks, Mariner. Changelings aren’t real. The Dominion War didn’t happen!

Why is there always a cliff?

You think your mom would be okay with me and Shaxs making a little love connection? I’d love to snag that Bajoran beefsteak with my coital hooks.

This is a science problem.

Beverly : “Computer, what is the nature of the universe?”

Computer : “The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter.”