Thinking. Maybe you could put a laundry basket under the door. Tends to catch those run-away clothes. Kick it over to the dryer. Unload into dryer door.:smack:
Pooh: Think, think, think.
What would comic sans look like if it had serifs? Would it just be called comic?
I tell the washing machine repairmen (husband and son) what my washer was doing. Head scratching comments: #1-“How did it do that?”
#2-“That’s not possible!”
:smack:
I dove into stuff and found out I did buy extended warranty. Hah! You boys go on back to the deer camp. I got this. 
#3, not a comment but a question “What did you do it?” I foresaw that.
what would have to happen to, well, everything for a government, society and the scientific community to come up with a “planck currency”? is that even feasible?
For a 61 year old. They have been alive over one fourth of the time the US has existed. And Queen Elizabeth II has been queen their entire life.
A couple of days ago I learned that Dara O’Briain is four years younger than I am. If you know him, you may understand how upsetting this is. If you don’t, it’s akin to learning that you are older than Ed McMahon.
That’s not the one, but Thank You very much!
I believe I did find one at the original factory in China. We’ll know for sure in 6-8 weeks. Only cost me $4 including shipping. That ain’t right. The shipping alone should be more than that.
It’s cultural. When cats wail they either want to fight or mate. Either way you are too big and scary for them.
When dogs howl they are calling the pack together for dinner/play/cuddle/sleep time. All of which you are good for.
You should get a husky next time. They are super cuddly and will sing along with you any time you want. And they don’t bark. If they have something to say, they just say it.
In fairness, most of those will eat each other. (Am I helping? I am trying to be helpful!)
Inmates universally smell bad, like stale body odor, and I don’t trust the laundry services (if you can, spring for the long John underwear to put on underneath).
But they always wear the best shoes! Either Velcro or slip on, and usually they look quite comfortable. I like the orange strappy ones.
If aliens land, how can they ever convince us they’re friendly? It could be 100 years from their arrival and suddenly they just get mean.
I figured out that the rat catcher character in the series The Strain is supposed to be nearly the same age as my nephew. UGH:(
On the other hand Obama is the same age I am.
Since literally can be construed to mean figuratively, what can I say to convey literally?
“Quite literally”
I quite literally cannot believe that that would work.
I was thinking that as I turn into a little old lady, I should let my hair grow long and gray, and put fake candy trim on my house. That would be funny. I hope it wouldn’t actually attract any children though; I don’t like them.
Their Spanish brothers are the Grupos de Operaciones Especiales, or GEOs. It always makes me wonder if they’re really, really into traveling.
I bet you’d like them deep fried in batter. 
Oh, everything’s good deep-fried. But the work!
And the mess it creates in the kitchen!
Last night I had a dream about scissors. WTF is that about? No reason whatsoever that I’d dream about scissors, but when I awoke I remembered all about the dream and it was just all about scissors.
Scissors in dreams means you need to cut something outta your life.
Or, as happens to me I just can’t find one pair, of the…idk… approximately…12 effin’ pairs I own.
At some point I will/did have the loudest fart of my life. And I didn’t/won’t realize that this was a major milestone in my life.
(sorry, you can replace that with a similar, more proper, event)