Randomly formed spam haiku

In my “spam can” today. Three spam mail in this order.

  1. Popular pills - cheap
  2. Your manhood will impress her
  3. Get Viagra here


Those amazing pills
It looks like a baseball bat!
Now I seek catcher

Mortgage payments gone?
Rates so low the bank pays me?
There must be a catch

Naked teenage girls
perform all kinds of actions
my life was sheltered

Make two grand a week
Work from home on my own time
They must think I’m dumb

Free digital cam
Click the link for info now
Shipping: five hundred