I was ranting profanely about a driver who ran a red light and hit my mother. I’d never strung that much bad language together before, but I was really upset.
Then I started trying to think of non-profane words and phrases that would be insulting wisecracks against people like that driver. **infamousmom ** supplied one 'knuckle dragging methane breather" I had used 'microcephalic" and “scumbucket”
Could some Dopers help me out and give me cutting comments that are G-rated?
I like humor too, and will continue the search on my own of course, in the boards, because I know I have seen good stuff there, just can’t remember where all of them were.
“Cyst on the posterior of humanity”
“Purulent momma’s boy”
“Anencephalic coprophage”
“Slime-sucking son of a land barge”
“Unnatural offspring of a toenail fungus”
