Part of the joy having your soul crushed day in/day out in the bean-counter’s cubby is never really having an opportunity to feel true ire in the workplace. Not so bad you say? Consider that the fury that burns like 1 thousand suns will incinerate you immediately, but the 60 watt bulb just keeps you in a perptual state of blister. With this in mind:
People, the infraction is “reckless driving” not “wreckless driving.” Has it never confused you that “wreckless” driving often results in wreck? Which is why we’re dealing with this claim in the first place? Stop it. You’re embarssing me.
And keep your hands off my claims! Yeah, I’m just thrilled to death that you got the customer to settle out of court after 19 months. And ku-frickin-dos for wrapping the vehicle total loss into that settlement. By the way, you didn’t happen to make arrangements to get the title to the car, did you? No? How about the car, did you ever get her to tell us where she moved it to after we inspected it? No? Well I guess that’s understandable given that my notes to do all that were very clear but written in Chinese! Oh wait, I don’t speak Chinese, must have been you not paying attention! So genius, what’s your plan for titling the car and disposing of the salvage when we haven’t a snowball’s chance in Hell of getting either from the customer? By the way, I notice you paid the liability at 100% instead of the 70% YOU negotiated. Nice touch.
And Inigo, next time you make coffee, try turning on the coffee-pot.