I always thought this guy:
:o
was the Suprize buttsecks smilie.
I wish that was true. Much like lowfat dessert is just as good as the real thing.
Lies.
You people can make jokes all you want, but would you still be joking if you were the victim of homosexual necrophilia duck rape? I’m not exactly sure how you could be the victim of homosexual necrophilia duck rape, but it’s a safe bet that if you were the victim of homosexual necrophilia duck rape, it would pretty much suck.
Would you still be making jokes if YOU were skull fucked by a duck for over an hour?
Well, elmwood, there’s rape and then there is raep. It is important of course to be able to tell the difference.
No, that would be this one: :eek:
You would be correct.
As long as we can do so anally, using a/an <insert your phallic object of choice here>.
To the OP: Rape happens. It’s talked about. Deal with it.
Phallic object? Oh, hell no!
My virgin eyes! I didn’t expect to see such filth. For shame!
Tazer, tazer, tazer. Tazzie taze taze. TAZER. TAZAZZLE-y Taze-a-taze-taze. Taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze taze.
Just sayin’
Don’t taze me, bro. 
You said rape 99 times…
I’m really the first to go this route?
This is why God gave us text-to-speech technology.
Imagine how much those posters would like not to have that experience to relate.
The only reason I read past the OP was to see how long before the first Blazing Saddles reference. It took longer than I expected.
Sorry, I was out tonight.
Epar! Epar! Andale! Andale!
Goddamned Speedy Gonzales. Epar is just RAPE spelled backwards.
If you don’t want to read about rape, you might just want to avoid reading threads (or even starting threads!) about it.
I saw raperaperape, and I just strolled nonchalantly away.
Didn’t even open this thread.