Quote: "Dear Cecil:
I know that this really isn’t the type of thing that is asked about frequently, but I gotta ask. When someone smokes marijuana, they get the much-fabled “munchies.” I know that this occurs, I am just at a loss as to why it does occur. What is the physiological reasons for this to occur? --Out of My Skull at Ohio University
“You need to slack off on the ganja, bro. What you meant to ask was what the physiological reasons are. Also, you used “occur” three times in two sentences. Besides interfering with cognitive function, marijuana impairs short-term memory. Looks like yours can be measured in milliseconds.”
Cecil, don’t you think “Out of My Skull” could just have had a case of internetitis? I mean, by most 'net standards, his grammar and minimal redundancy were, like, the cream of the crop.
Wait, I just noticed that the person’s name is “Out of My Skull,” so never mind.