Re Rabbit Teeth

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As a vet I can say that unfortunately malocclusion is not a “once in a while” thing in rabbits - apart from vaccinations malocclusion related problems are probably the single biggest reason why they come into the practice*.

Although incisor malocclusion is the most obvious form (the main reason being that the incisors frequently grow out of the rabbit’s mouth and thus become visible) it is by far the easier to treat. You can indeed clip the teeth back, although once in a while this will cause a tooth to shatter longditudinally and cause a tooth root abscess (bad news). It is considered better to cut them down to size using an air powered bit (which most vets have these days) - this avoids fractures and means that theoretically you can maintain the chiselled edge. Some rabbits don’t seem to need these doing very often; if we’re having to do it every month then we’d normally recommend removal of the incisors to avoid stressing the rabbit out every few weeks with a trip to the vet; rabbits can manage very well without these incisors (which in any case don’t work properly any more) as long as they don’t actually have to cut their own grass to eat)

Sometimes the incisor overgrowth doesn’t stop the rabbit eating, but because the roots change position / size as well they can push on and block the nasolacrimal duct, the small tube that drains tears from the eye into the nose. As a result you get overspill of tears down the face. This doesn’t look very nice, and can cause dermatitis on the always - wet skin.

More of a serious problem is molar malocclusion (the molars are the big teeth at the back of a rabbit’s mouth and thus impossible to see without sedation and / or some kind of scope). The molars rarely become completely maloccluded but it only takes a slight malocclusion for them to form chisel points. The problem is that the molars are supposed to be flat (well, ridged, but blunt ridges rather than sharp points) - any points that form can cut into the rabbit’s tongue and cheeks which is obviously pretty painful.

The molars are absolute hell to remove surgically, partially because of the poor access (the rabbit’s oral opening is a lot smaller than in other animals or humans) and the fact that the roots are big, but also because each molar rubs against two of the molars in the opposite jaw, and if you remove one molar there is nothing to stop the two molars that used to wear on it from growing until they stick into the opposite gum. So we normally have to file them down periodically under sedation.

Again the roots can become malformed and in some cases actually start to break out of the bottom of the lower jaw; this can cause tooth root abscesses which again are a nightmare to fix.

Cecil is absolutely right that normal rabbit teeth are self adjusting (although some breeds such as the dwarves have a congenital tendency to brachygnathism) given an adequate supply of chewing material. Carrots though are not the answer! Rabbits are designed to eat high fibre plant material such as grass (hay is also fine), with the occasional leafy vegetable. About the closest they get to the “energy store” parts of plants is if they eat the occasional blackberry or windfall or (prehaps) dig up a dandilion root. So keep treats down to an occasional disc of carrot or eighth of an apple please!

(rabbit teeth actually wear by rubbing on one another through the fibrous material rather than through the fibrous material, so a block of softwood isn’t a good idea the way it is for rodents, by the way)

One other issue with T-shirt chewing, incidentally, is the possibility of a blockage. Rabbits digest cellulose using bacteria in their hindgut, so if the blockage occurs before this area being able to theoretically digest cotton isn’t going to be much use to it)

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*“Fly strike” (myiasis) is another common (and particularly horrible) problem in the summer, but it in turn is often caused by either diarrhoea (too many high sugar foods?) or lack of caecotrophy (bored now, check out Cecotrope - Wikipedia for more info) due to dental pain, obesity or possibly too high a plane of nutrition.

First of all, welcome to the Straight Dope Message Board. We love having knowledgable newcomers, so pull up a chair and sit for a spell. :slight_smile:
Secondly, we like posters who open a thread discussing one of Unca Cece’s columns to put a link to the column in question in the post. Thus, If rabbits don’t chew constantly, will their teeth grow to incredible lengths, causing them to starve? This can be done by simply cutting and pasting the url of the column you are reading and responding to. For reasons not known to your humble servant, that isn’t done automatically. :eek:

Thirdly, your initial comment causes me to think of two things, relatively simultaneously. First, I see this nattily dressed rabbit (with waistcoat and watch) entering the front door of your offices and going to the check-in counter, unable to tell you what is wrong because of these terribly maloccluded teeth! Then, I think of that same rabbit becoming a vet, simply because he wanted to know what to DO about his teeth! :smiley:

Damn. My secret is out! I’m actually sitting here in a waistcoat, writing this with a couple of extremely lucky paws. I’d have gotten away with it too, if not for you damned kids :slight_smile:

Good point about the link - I’ll remember for next time.

I forgot to mention that rabbit brains, like rabbit teeth/guts, are designed to cope with eating lots of relatively high-fibre, low-energy material. If some kind soul makes this unnecessary (bear in mind that the original rabbit mixed feeds were designed for the meat and lab industry, so long term side effects weren’t a concern, getting the animal up to killing / experimenting weight was. Some diets have moved on from here, some haven’t) then the rabbit has three choices:

1.) Be bored (come on guys, at least put up some bunny porn on the hutch walls)

2.) Carry on eating the müsli, leading to obesity.

3.) Find something else to eat. This isn’t generally so much of a hassle in a hutch or (assuming you’ve fenced off the flower beds) garden rabbits. In house rabbits the t-shirts are a possibility, but more to the point so are electrical cables.

As I’ve started slagging off feeds I’ll continue by pointing out another problem with the müsli type feeds (as opposed to the pellets). Rabbits are quite selective feeders and often leave the bits of the mix that they’re not so keen on. Helpful owner then throws away the leftovers and gives them new stuff. Unfortunately they often leave the bits that contain most of the calcium. This can lead to osteoporosis; cue softening of the bones of the jaw (predisposing the teeth to move out of alignment) and also potentially the back (cue increased chance of a broken back if the rabbit kicks out as you pick it up, especially if it spsnds its life in a hutch and gets no exercise).

I know I’ve now given two reasons the teeth can grow out of alignment, which may prompt the question which is the real one? I currently assume that both factors may play a role when advising clients.

It isn’t necessary to feed any type of commercial rabbit food (personally I wouldn’t as it can discourage them to “eat their greens”) , but if you’re going to then (a) get one that’s advertised as being high fibre and (b) either get one which is pelleted, or make sure that the rabbit eats all the components of the mix before giving him / her fresh stuff. Always provide ad-lib grass or hay, along with plenty of fresh water.

Right. I get the distinct feeling that I’m rambling now (do I get censored if I make a joke about it being my pet subject?) so I’ll stop.

Everyone gets to make jokes and no one gets censored. However, you may get groans. I second **DSYoungEsq ** though–do stick around! Very interesting info.

Hey JB. Welcome. Another small animal veterinarian here. Your name rings a bell. E-Vet maybe?

BTW, I do a few bunnies now and then, and I second all you’ve commented on so far.

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Paging Hal Briston! You think YOU’ve got weirdness??? Check THIS guy out!!! :smiley:

What sound do bunnies make?

Hey, Hef never took any grief, and he was always doin’ bunnies.:smiley:

(doin’ bunnies = vetspeak)

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH. So you are saying ALL vets do them!? :stuck_out_tongue: :eek:

OOO! A bunvet! I heart you!

I’ve had housebunz since 1994, including a Flemish Giant, and have always been picky about their diets, exercise, housing, etc. People who know I’m a bunmum think I’m insane but I’ve seen way too many tragedies come from improper feeding, housing and so on. And what saddens me more than anything is not only the yearly Easter bunny dump but the people who can’t get it thru their heads to have their bunnies fixed even if they only have one. Don’t they realize these little critters will live so much longer if they do?

Meh, enough from me. Welcome!

Somebody actually thinks that a rabbit’s need to chew things is “unusual”? (Responding to the actual Cecil Adams piece, nothing said here.)

That’s the one!

Welcome. Here, just as in real life, you gotta watch out for the lawyers! Other than that. . .

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Hey! Not only is that statement a defamation of our character (well, it would be if we had any :stuck_out_tongue: ), you didn’t add NEARLY enough qualifiers. And I suspect it is probably a clear case of malpractice on your part.

I’d quote the specific violations out of the Restatement (Second) of Insults, but I don’t have my copy with me at the moment… :o

It’s my impression that the restatement of insults is never as funny as the first time around; the second restatement makes the insult a cliché.

What?

What what, I thought that telling people to watch out for lawyers and giant vampire bunnies was a compliment?