What do they really put in hot dogs?..Thats what I want to know
I think i foresee a truly BRIGHT FUTURE FOR YOU HERE DENNY!!!
Thanks Beatle
In view of the fact that there are government certified acceptable levels of rhodent hair permitted in hot dogs, I am obliged to ask;
“Do you really want to know???”
PS: They don’t call them chickie-rhodies for nothing.
Denny,
The comment was made because you SHOUTED (all caps, non-specific subject line). Your other question regarding surnames is fine and, really, wondering what they do put in hotdogs is reasonable query as well.
I welcome you to the board and I hope you find it a place that satisfies your lust for understanding. BUT, learn to title your questions a bit better.
When I went to a boarding school in Japan in the mid-60s, our hotdogs were made from whale.
Have a good evening, pal.
What’s in your hot dog:
56% Rodent meat
34% Cat liver
25% Soy
12% Sugar
3% Salt
1% Foreskin scalps from all those bris
8% Earthworm meat
134% Oil
Hey Denny, were you in my creative punctuation class?..:!&
Ingredients list from Vienna Beef Franks:
Beef, water, salt, corn syrup, dextrose, mustard, natural flavorings, paprika, sodium, erythorbate, sodium nitrite, extractives of paprika.
Cheap hot dogs usually have pork, chicken and crap in them.
In his book Biggest Secrets, William Poundstone devotes a rather long chapter on this very subject. Bon appetit!
Robin
lips and assholes
Sue,
You left out eyelids. Thats the best part of the whole chicken. 
What do they really put in hot dogs?
A hot dog is a sausage. What goes into that sausage is termed “variety meats.”
That’s a nice way of describing what’s left after the good stuff has been taken.
It can include (but certainly isn’t limited to) lymph nodes, sweat glands, and all the other stuff most people wouldn’t want to eat individually.
If you have a really, really good hot dog the variety meats have been stuffed into an intestine. What do you think about eating intestines? Now think to yourself…"If I know that this thing is surrounded by intestine, do I really want to know what they stuffed into it?
Hog, sheep and cow intestines are used. Most of the “hot dog” hot dogs I’ve run across are called Frankfurters which use sheep intestines.
Aren’t you happy you asked?
I don’t know what hot dogs are made of.
But they sure do taste like shi…cken!
The ingredients are on all the packages, so I think there’s no need to quote them.
The problem is there is so much chicken and turkey these days that they have no flavor.
I always use Polish Sausage instead.
The ingredients are on all the packages, so I think there’s no need to quote them.
I think a good proportion of the ‘meat’ is that mechanically recovered stuff, where they blast away at a carcass with a high pressure water jet to get all the little bit’s of gristle and marrow off the carcass…top quality meat Mmmmm!
I’d still rather have a hot dog than (shudder)Potted Meat Food Product. First ingredient: Beef tripe, and what, pray tell, is “mechanically separated chicken”?
According to Biggest Secrets, mentioned above, meat products that contain lymph nodes and lips need to say so on the label. Hot dogs don’t contain these due to sticker shock. However, “beef” in hot dogs means beef fat, “pork” means pork fat… and this is considered so obvious it does not have to be stated. Mechsnically separated meat is stuff taken off the skeleton. Potted meat can contain anything. Bleech.
If you say so… <sigh>