The other day I was joking with my wife to get me one of the lightsaber toys on sale at Wally World. I specfied the purple one and when she asked why I said because Samuel Jackson is the coolest Jedi knight. On our way back from dinner tonight she told me she had an early birthday present for me. I wasn’t too suprised when I saw what it was but mine is even better since she monogrammed it with “BMF,” something you won’t find on the standard model. Now I can be the baddest Jedi on the block when I’m teasing the cat with it. My baby, she’s the greatest. 