real estate novelist?

What’s so difficult to understand?
The song explicitly says that they are sad:
“The manager gives me a smile–because he knows that it’s me they’re coming to see, to forget about life for a while”
“They’re sharing a drink called Loneliness, but it’s better than drinking alone” .

It’s a fine song, And that’s why it gets played so often.

The only thing about the song that irritates me is Davy. Sure, I get that he’s a lifer,who joined the military for a stint but can’t find something better in life. That’s what the song is all about–people with sad goals.
But, dammit, no adult is named Davy!!!
That’s a nickname for little kids.

Yeah, sometimes a songwriter needs a rhyme.
But this one sucks. :slight_smile:

Tonic and gin also sucks.

I might start a thread on this very topic.

If it’s got regulars, it’s a watering hole, even if it’s in the Airport Hilton.

No, they’re not driving home from work. It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday, and they’re the regular crowd. Drinks and music aside, they come here because they have nowhere else to go.

I don’t think the waitress is young and leggy, either. She’s probably a middle-aged divorcee in orthopedic shoes who’s been waiting tables at this place for years. She stays because she has no other marketable skills and can’t be bothered to declare the tips she makes as taxable income.

Yes, it’s a great song, but it’s also depressing as hell.

So, why do some men still go by Bobby, or Jimmy, or Johnny, or Ricky, or…?

'Cause, for some reason, those names are acceptable for adults… (Bobby Kennedy, Jimmy Carter, Johnny Cash, Ricky Nelson)

Yeah, okay…so there was Davy Jones of The Monkees.
That just proves my point…serious adults don’t call themselves Davy. :slight_smile:

One of the hallmarks of a great song is the first time you hear it, you end up singing along with the last refrain.

If you didn’t do that the first time you heard “Piano Man” I don’t want to know you.

Was he the same Davy Jones with the locker - the one forever linked with sailors?

What did you want: Dave whose still a knave? David who’s still an aphid? Not a big fan of Billy but he has some leeway here. Billy…hm

Modern life, 21th century updated lyrics and ideas:

And he’s talking to Carmy*
Who’s still in the Army.
And probably will be for life.

*It’s ambiguous whether “Carmy” is male or female.

And Paul is a real estate novelist
Who thinks he has found him a wife
But he’s talking to Lureen
Who is a Marine
And probably will be for life.

“He’s talking to David, who looks like an aphid
And probably should be stabbed with a knife.”

And then the murders began.

If you want modern, go modern.

*He’s talking to Chase Morse,
Who’s still in the Space Force…
*

He’s talking to a right louse
who’s still in the White house
and it feels like it might be for life

IIRC, she turned out to be the piano player’s future ex-wife.

I know two different men in their 60s who go by “Davey.”

Just sayin’

What, he married a middle-aged divorcee in orthopedic shoes?!? :eek: :dubious: :confused:

The line “Bu there’s some place that he’d really be” sums up the theme of the song perfectly.

Indeed, we all have some place that we’d rather be.

You know, I must have heard that song a hundred times, and it never occurred to me that it was Davey, to rhyme with Navy. Billy kind of mumbles the second syllable and I always heard it as David, without giving it a second thought.