Ok, congodwarf, having been born in Nov 1979, I find myself in the role of the older, wiser generation instructing the young leaders of tomorrow.
I have never seen Valley Girl, any Rambo movies, Risky Business, Top Gun and most other “great” movies of the '80. I finally saw Flashdance and The Dark Crystal after I hit my 20’s.
Aside from Dark Crystal, which is not horrible, but not as good as Labyrinth, these movies all suck. Don’t bother.
The shuttle exploding (did it explode or crash?)
It done blowed up real good. Ronald Reagan (q.v.) pushed NASA to launch the Challenger shuttle in very cold temperatures (yes, even though it was in Florida) because Christa McAuliffe was going to be the first Teacher in Space (insert reverb effect here). I can’t believe you haven’t heard of this, as it happened in early '86, and I thought that every schoolkid was watching on television. I mean, Teacher in Space-ace-ace-ace-ace…
*The whole Berlin Wall thing. I still have no clue what the problem in Berlin was, other than the fact that there was a wall. *
Ok, I can understand not remembering the whole Berlin Wall thing, as I don’t actually remember it happening. Talking about it in Social Studies (Hi Ms. Bollinger!) the next week, yes, but not the occurance itself. As for the whole problem in Berlin, after World War II (tagline: Just when you thought it was safe to invade France…) the Allies divided Berlin into four sections, one each to the Americans, British, French and Russians. The first three of these sections came to be basically the same, as I understand, but the last ended up as East Berlin. The reason there was a problem is that West Berlin was essentially an island in the middle of East Germany, which was affiliated with the Soviet Union (the bad guys from the Cold War). So they built a wall around West Berlin, if I recall correctly to starve them out. Anyway, shortly thereafter we have the Berlin Airlift, where the West drops tons of food and supplies into the city, and the Russkies eventually give up, but the wall stays. This makes it very difficult to sneak into the West and get away from Communism, what with the barbed wire and machine guns.
The first Gulf War and Lennon I assume you’ve read up on
That president before Bush.
You mean Ronald Reagan. Mr. I Think I Don’t Remember himself. This one is tied to Mr. Ollie North, by the way, so you might want to pay attention. See, back in the '80s the U.S. had this sweet deal going to support the Contras (like the video game) who were fighting the dirty commies in Nicaragua. See, Congress didn’t want to fund them, so passed laws making it illegal to send money. If you’re going to break some laws, you might as well break a lot, right? Right.
So Reagan and his boys hit upon this great idea: “We’ll sell missiles to the Iranians, nevermind that I just called them a ‘terrorist state,’ at a fantastic markup. Then we can take the money, which nobody (especially not Congress) knows we have, and give it to the poor freedom fighters in Nicaragua.”
Genius!
Oliver North was one of the guys doing coverup for this mess.
So, there you go. Glad to be able to help. 
Tenebras