This site is hilarious.
I also found the following email to be a scream as well:
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PRESIDENT BUSH AGREES TO MORE INSPECTORS
(DAP) Washington DC Wed, March 19, 2003 10:15 PM
President George Bush has made an announcement that, as of today, he is agreeing to additional inspectors to be deployed throughout the country of Iraq.
The US will be contributing to the UN’s small inspection force in Iraq approximately 250,000 additional inspectors. The additional inspectors will include:[ul]24,000 members of the 1st Infantry Division
15,000 members of the 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault)
15,000 members of the 82nd Airborne Division
More than 5,000 members of the 4th armored division with their “M1-A1 all-terrain vehicles”
Additional U.S. Army personnel, as needed for inspections
A variety of U.S. Air Force personnel for aerial recon missions and other “surveillance” activities
A significant number of United States Marines to aid with inspections
United States Coast Guard personnel to inspect coastlines
An undisclosed number of Rangers, Green Berets, Navy SEALs, Recon Marines,
Delta Force, and other Special Operations personnel to inspect Iraqi “hide-aways”
Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from the USS Constellation, USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln, and USS Enterprise.[/ul]
The President stated in a press briefing: “With these additional inspectors, the inspections should be completed in a few weeks.”
France was right - inspections do work!
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