Facing baby girl’s front, wipe front to back.
Once.
Repeat with new wipee thingy.
Throw diaper in abandoned missle silo.
Well, I was thinking about how squirmy babies are…so the problem would come before they were being changed.
The turd itself is not toxic until it actually hits oxygen. Then, WOOF, watch out.
Something about the bad poopie hitting the bad air that triggers some sort of reaction.
The crap itself, while contained within the walls of the anus is not in any way toxic or harmful. If fact, it’s quite editable.
Mark Finklestein
Resident Proctologist
St. Vincents Hospital, NYC
“editable”?
Actually, I’m almost hoping this isn’t a typo when I consider the alternative.
“Something about the bad poopie hitting the bad air that triggers some sort of reaction.”
Endothermic or exothermic?
Well, I don’t know about anybody else’s, but I’ll thank the OP to mind his/her own business and in the future, keep his/her nose out of my anus.
from my understanding, the nose and mouth are protected by our mucous membranes.
as for the not getting cuts from dirty fruits and veggies, i think the OP was implying that excrement contains more harmful bacteria etc than dirt.
which leads me to my WAG(s): maybe there’s an extra barrier to fluids/germs surrounding fissure prone areas. a hunch says if you tore deeper than usual, you’d have an infection on your hands. as for the tissue that’s right there and bleeding, it might have extra wbc’s hanging around just for those occasions.
or maybe this is all related to why your own farts smell good to you.
any thoughts?
from my understanding, the nose and mouth are protected by our mucous membranes.
as for the not getting cuts from dirty fruits and veggies, i think the OP was implying that excrement contains more harmful bacteria etc than dirt.
which leads me to my WAG(s): maybe there’s an extra barrier to fluids/germs surrounding fissure prone areas. a hunch says if you tore deeper than usual, you’d have an infection on your hands. as for the tissue that’s right there and bleeding, it might have extra wbc’s hanging around just for those occasions.
or maybe this is all related to why your own farts smell good to you.
any thoughts?
So… how many anuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one if it is really talented.
Hmm.
Odd topic, certainly. And one might expect that people of alternative sexualities might know some more about it - never mind regular homosexual men, but also those who regularly use large… devices. Also those who have interesting piercings might be able to tell us about infections in high-traffic areas. Come to think of it, I’m surprised that tongue studs don’t get infected more often.
By anuses?
An MD that I know says that tongue studs DO get infected pretty often, and that he has seen a few. I wasn’t likely to ever get that done, but if I was, that comment would have cured me of the urge.
Fishhead