Really, really, really bad cable systems

Everybody thinkks their cable system is the worst in the country; too many religion stations, too many home shopping channels, missing a couple of channels that you might really, really like, or intermittent service outages.

I want to know about cable systenms that are really, truly bad. I’m wondering if there are systems out there that don’t have certain basic channels because fundies in the community pressured the company into not carrying them, doesn’t have digital channels, has 36 or even 12 channels on a system that hasn’t been upgraded since the 1970s, and/or doesn’t provide broadband Internet access.

Everybody thinks they cable system sucks. Are there any that are really, truly gawd-awful?
No, I don’t want to hear about cable systems that have too many religous stations, or too many home shopping channels.

Whoops. Ignore the past paragraph; I didn’t edit it out.

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