Early morning and I turn over to Whose Line Is It Anyway and there is a game starting where Colin and Ryan play 2 cowboys out on the range tending to their cattle and setting up camp for the night using cheerleaders as props.
The girls get to be horses, six guns, **bed rolls ** and Colin’s chaps and coat. Two girls (and these are not ugly girls) cling to his legs, their heads on his groin. Ryan asks, “Is it safe to go out there?” and Colin replies, “I’m out there already.”
My shock and outrage turned out to be a little misplaced as the high school cheerleaders turned out to be from Loyola Marymount University.
Anyhow it was way better than Brokeback Mountain.