I wanna be Vader. I’m not quite large enough to wear the suit, but I can do the voice pretty well.
Just to be silly, you could do a kung fu remake of Star Wars, starring Jet Li as Luke, Zhang Ziyi as Leia, and Chow Yun-Fat as Han.
I’m no star wars expert but I’ll give 'er a whirl…
Luke: Topher Grace
Leia: Portman (I would give her every role on earth)
Han: cool and athletic…hmmmm…don’t hate me…Russell Crowe?
Obi Wan: Is there any reason he can’t be black? Morgan Freeman
Darth: Al Pacino (voice and body, come on, that’d be funny)
C3PO (voice): Hank Azaria (either him or the guy who does the acne faced teenager on the simpsons)
Lando Calrassian: Samuel L Jackson
Chow Yun-Fat’s a bit old for Han nowadays.
He’d make a very interesting Obi-Wan, though.
Han: Jeff Bridges, if he was younger. When I was little I liked his character in Tron because he reminded me of Han Solo.
If Christopher Walken wasn’t Palpy, he could be Tarkin. I think he’d make a better Tarkin than a Palpy in fact.
Vader: Tom Waits does acting, right? How about him?
If Steve Buscemi wasn’t Lando, he could be one of the Imperial officers in ESB that lived longer and had a fairly big role.
Heh. After he kills Palpy he could sing, “And now he’s dead, he’s so dead, forever dead, and lonley now.” I love it.
Lorene Darnell - - C3P0
Daphne Zugina - - Princess Leia
Bill Pullman - - Han Solo
Rick Moranis - - Darth Veder
Mel Brooks - - Yoda