Recite a sequence by heart!

[Darth Vader Voice] Impressive. Most impressive. [/Darth Vader Voice] But can you do “All the Words in the English Language”? :wink:

“Weird Al Yankovic”
“In 3D”
“Dare to be Stupid”
“Polka Party”
“Even Worse”
“UHF Soundtrack”
“Off the Deep End”
“Alapalooza”
“Bad Hair Day”
“Running with Scissors”

This doesn’t count various “Greatest Hits” and compilation albums, none of which had original material except one in '94 which had the parody “Headline News”.

Space…The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Her five year (continuing) mission…to explore strange new worlds…to seek out new life, and new civilizations…to boldly go where no man (no one) has gone before.

The Doctors Who, in the tv series:

William Hartnell
Patrick Troughton
Jon Pertwee
Tom Baker
Peter Davison
Colin Baker
…oh hell, I can’t remember the 7th one…dammit…

“On my honor, I have neither given nor received any unacknowledged aid on this (exam, paper, assignment).”

  • Washington & Lee University Honor Pledge

I also learned the song that had all 50 states in alphabetical order, but it’s been done already.

"I believe in Delta Tau Delta for the education of youth and the inspiration of maturity, so that I may better learn and live the truth.

I believe in Delta Tau Delta as a shrine of international brotherhood: her cornerstone friendship, her foundation conscience, her columns aspiration, her girders self-restraint, her doorway opportunity, her windows understanding, her buttresses loyalty, her strength the Everlasting Arms.

I believe in Delta Tau Delta as an abiding influence to help me do my work, fulfill my obligations, maintain my self-respect, and bring about that happy life wherein I may more truly love my fellow men, serve my country, and obey my God."

  • The Delt Creed. (Pummeled into my head by my pledgemaster)

For some reason, stuff I learned in college will never leave my brain. The rest of my grey matter is taken up by movie quotes and memories of stupid things I did as a kid.

Star Spangled Banner
Oh say can you see
by the dawn’s early light
what so proudly we watched
at twilight’s last gleaming
whose broad stripes and bright stars
through the perilous fight
O’er the ramparts we watched
were so gallantly streaming
And the rockets red glare
the bombs bursting in air
gave proof through the night
that our flag was still there
Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave
o’er the land of the free
and the home of the brave

(don’t ask me for the other three verses)

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Boy Scout Ranks
Scout
Tenderfoot
Second Class
First Class
Star
Life
Eagle
Eagle (w/Eagle Palms)

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Army, Marine Corps and Air Force Officer Ranks
Second Lt.
First Lt.
Captain
Major
Lt. Colonel
Colonel
Brigidier General
Major General
Lt. General
General

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Navy and Coast Guard Officer Ranks

Ensign
Lt. (j.g.)
Lt.
Lt. Commander
Commander
Captain
Rear Admiral
Vice Admiral (lower half)
Vice Admiral (upper half)
Admiral

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Poker Hands
Five of a kind (when playing with wild cards, of course)
Straight Flush
Four of a Kind
Full House
Flush
Straight
Three of a Kind
Two Pair
Pair
No Pair

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Chronicles of Narnia (in original publication order)
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardorbe
Prince Caspian
Voyage of the Dawn Treader
The Silver Chair
A Horse and His Boy
The Magician’s Nephew
The Last Battle

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Forums of the SDMB

About This Message Board
Comments on Cecil’s Columns
Comments on Staff Reports
General Questions
Great Debates
In My Humble Opinion
MPSIMS
BBQ Pit

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Weekly Torah Portions
Beraishis
Noach
Lech Lecha
Vayera
Chayai Sarah
Toldos
Vayeitzai
Vayishlach
Vayishev
Miketz
Vayigash
Vayichi
Shemos
Va’era
Bo
Beshalach
Yisro
Mishpatim
Terumah
Tetzaveh
Ki Sisa
Vayakhel
Pekudei
Vayikra
Tzav
Shemini
Tazria
Metzorah
Acharei Mos
Kedoshim
Emor
Bahar
Bechukosai
Bamidbar
Naso
Bahalosecha
Shelach
Korach
Chukas
Balak
Pinchas
Mattos
Ma’asei
Devrarim
Va’eschanan
Eikev
Re’ei
Ki Tzaytzai
Ki Savo
Netzavim
Vayeilech
Ha’azinu
V’Zos Habracha

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Mathematical Order of Precedence of Operations
Parentheses
Exponents
Multiplication
Division
Addition
Subtraction

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Baseball Positional Numbers used in Scoring (and the players names in the “Whose on First” A&C routine)

1 Pitcher (Tomorrow)
2 Catcher (Today)
3 First Baseman (Who)
4 Second Baseman (What)
5 Third Baseman (I Don’t Know)
6 Shortstop (I Don’t Give A Darn [Damn])
7 Left Fielder (Why)
8 Center Fielder (Because)
9 Right Fielder (not mentioned in the routine)

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Things deducted out of my paycheck
Social Security
FICA
Federal Tax
State Tax
City Tax
SDI/Disability
Long Term Disability Insurance
Short Term Disability Insurance
Dental Insurance
401(k)

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I know an old lady who swallowed a fly
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly
(I don’t know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she’ll die)

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
IDKWSWAF, PSD

I know an old lady who swallowed a bird
How absured to swallow a bird
she swallowed the bird to catch the spider
TWAJATIH
SSTSTCTF
IDKWSWAF, PSD (I’m getting lazy, as you can tell)

IKAOLWSA cat
Imagine that she swallowed a cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
HATSAB
SSTBTCTS
TWAJATIH
SSTSTCTF
IDKWSWAF, PSD

IKAOLWSA dog
What a hog to swallow a dog
she swallowed the dog to catch the cat
ITSWAC
SSTCTCTB
HATSAB
SSTBTCTS
TWAJATIH
SSTSTCTF
IDKWSWAF, PSD

IKAOLWSA cow
I don’t know how she swallowed a cow
she swallowed the cow to catch the dog
WAHTSAD
SSTDTCTC
ITSWAC
SSTCTCTB
HATSAB
SSTBTCTS
TWAJATIH
SSTSTCTF
IDKWSWAF, PSD

IKAOLWSA horse
she died of course

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I think I’ll stop here :smiley:

I could recite (in Hebrew) the vast majority [at least the first seven chapters for sure] of the Book of Esther on demand (but I won’t post it here). I can also name all the cantallation notes used when the Torah and Prophets are read in synagouge. I can also do lots of other Judaic lists as well (holidays, months of the year, parts of the seder, etc.), but I will spare everyone.

Zev Steinhardt

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Sorry SuperDude.

It’s goes like this:

We the people, (delete “of the United Staes”) in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general welfare and secure the blessings liberty to ourselves and our posterity do ordain and establish this constitution of the United States of America.

(My kids have been watching the Schoolhouse Rock videos too much!!)

Zev Steinhardt

Ah, that could be useful! :: scribbles quickly ::

As for what I can recite:

negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four ac over two a

Quadratic equation. I always have to say that while I’m working out problems or I never remember it, even if I just wrote it down on the paper five minutes before.
jessica

My favorite:

A is for Amy, who fell down the stairs,
B is for Basil, assaulted by bears.
C is for Clara, who wasted away,
D is for Desmond, thrown out of a sleigh.
E is for Ernest, who choked on a peach,
F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leach.
G is for George, smothered under a rug,
H is for Hector, done in by a thug.
I is for Ida, who drowned in a lake,
J is for James, who took lye by mistake.
K is for Kate, who was struck with an axe,
L is for Leo, who swallowed some tacks.
M is for Maude, who was swept out to sea,
N is for Neville, who died of ennui.
O is for Olive, run through with an awl,
P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl.
Q is for Quentin, who sank in a mire,
R is for Rhoda, consummed by a fire.
S is for Sue, who perished of fits,
T is for Titus, who flew into bits.
U is for Una, who slipped down a drain,
V is for Victor, squashed under a train.
W is for Winnie, embedded in ice,
X is for Xerxes, devoured by mice.
Y is for Yorick, whose head was knocked in…

and

Z is for Zillah, who drank too much gin.

The Ghashlycrumb Tinies, by Edward Gorey.

Oh and yeah, I really have that memorized. I just wish I could reproduce the illustrations here…

I think my favorite is poor Neville, who’s represented by two vacant eyes appearing just above a stone windowsash.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore;
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“'Tis some visitor,” I muttered “tapping at my chamber door.
Only that, and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly, I remember, it was in the bleak December
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor
Eagerly I wished the morrow, vainly I had sought to borrow,
From my books surcease of sorrow, sorrow for the lost Lenore;
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore –
Nameless here for ever more.

And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me, filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
“'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door.
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door.
That it is, and nothing more.”

Presently, my soul grew stronger, hesitating then no longer;
“Sir,” said I, “or madam, truly your forgiveness I implore,
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you.” Here I opened wide the door.
Darkness there and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word “Lenore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmered back the word “Lenore!”
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into my chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
“Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at the window lattice.
Let me see what thereat is, and this mystery explore;
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore.
'Tis the wind and nothing more.”

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven, of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obesience made he, not a minute stopped or stayed he,
But with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door.
Perched upon the bust of Pallas just above my chamber door.
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenence it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said “art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven, wandering from the nightly shore,
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the night’s Plutonian shore.”
Quoth the raven, “Nevermore.”

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning, little relevancy bore
For we cannot help agreeing, that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door,
Bird or beast upon the sculpted bust above his chamber door,
With such a name as Nevermore.

But the raven, sitting lonely, on the placid bust spoke only
That one word, as if its soul in that one word it did outpour.
Nothing further then it uttered, not a feather then it fluttered,
Till I scarcely more than muttered, "Other friends have flown before;
On the morrow, he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before,
Then the bird said “nevermore.”

Startled at the silence broken, by reply so aptly spoken
“Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store
Caught from some unhappy master, whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster, till his songs one burden bore,
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore,
Of never – nevermore.”

But the raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door.
Then upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking,
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore,
What this ghastly, grim, ungainly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking ‘nevermore.’"

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom’s core.
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion’s velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o’er,
But whose velvet-violet lining, with the lamplight gloating o’er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore.

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censor,
Swung by seraphim whose footfalls tinkled on the tufted floor.
“Wretch!” I cried, “Thy God hath lent thee, by these angels he hath sent thee!
Respite! Respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore.
Quaff, of quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore.”
Quoth the raven, “Nevermore.”

“Prephet,” said I, “thing of evil, prophet still if bird or devil,
Whether tempter sends or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate, yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted,
In this home by horror haunted, tell me truly, I implore:
Is there–is there–balm in Gilead, tell me, tell me, I implore.”
Quoth the raven, “nevermore.”

“Prephet,” said I, “thing of evil, prophet still if bird or devil,
By that heaven that heaven that bends above us, by that God we both adore,
Tell this soul with sorrow laden, if, within the distant Aiden,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden that the angels name Lenore,
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, that the angels name Lenore.”
Quoth the raven, “nevermore.”

“Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend,” I shrieked, upstarting.
[uhh… I always get stuck here]
"Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken
Leave my loneliness unbroken, and quit the bust above my door
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door.
Quoth the raven, “nevermore.”

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sittting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door,
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamplight o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor,
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted, nevermore.

with apologies to E. A. Poe for the inevitable mistakes, especially in the punctuation.

Opening sentence of the body of the Declaration of Independence:

We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by thier creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these rights are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness; that to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just power from the consent of the governed; that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundations on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.
“Loviest of trees”, by A. E. Houseman:

Lovliest of trees, the cherry now
Is hung with blooms on every bow
And stands about the woodland ride
Wearing white for eastertide

Now of my three score years and ten
Twenty will not come again
And take from seventy springs a score
That only leaves but fifty more.

And since to look at things in bloom
Fifty years leaves little room
Around the forest now I’ll go
To see the cherry hung with snow.

::Sniffle:: Beautiful, just beautiful.

And to increase my geekiness rating, more Digimon sequences:

Tai: Courage, Matt: Friendship, Sora: Love, TK: Hope, Kari: Light, Joe: Reliability, Izzy: Knowledge, Mimi: Sincerity.

First season Digidestined, and their respective crests

Davis: Courage/Friendship, TK: Hope, Kari: Light, Yolei: Love/Sincerity, Cody: Knowledge/Reliability, Ken: None

Second season Digidestined, and their respective Digieggs

Davis(Exveemon)/Ken(Stingmon): Paildramon/Imperaildramon, TK(Angemon)/Cody(Ankylomon): Shakumon, Yolei(Aquilamon)/Kari(Gatomon): Silphymon

Second season Digidestined(Digimon) DNA-Digivolving pairs and resulting DNA-Digivolved Digimon

Veemon: Flamedramon/Raidramon, Patomon: Pegasusmon, Gatomon: Nefertimon, Hawkmon: Halsemon/Shurimon, Armadillomon: Digmon/Submarimon, Wormmon: None

Second season Digidestined-companion-Digimon Armor Digivolutions in the same order as the Digieggs list above

There’s a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza, there’s a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.
Well why don’t you mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry, well why don’t you mend it, dear Henry, mend it?

With what shall I mend it…
With straw… (don’t ask me, I dunno what the hell the straw is for)

With what shall I cut it…
With a knife…

How shall I sharpen it…
With a grindstone…

How shall I whet it…
With water…

How shall I carry it…
In the bucket…

(pause)
There’s a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza, there’s a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.

What Calvin & Hobbes isn’t good for… In the comic, Calvin is eating his spinach which suddenly recites Hamlet most famous monologue from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, Act III. I never read Hamlet, but this will now stick with me forever:

To be or not to be, that’s the question
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrages fortunes
Or to take up arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing, end them

To die, to sleep, no more
And by a sleep to say we end the heartaches
And a thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to
‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished

To die, to sleep, to sleep perchance to dream
Aye, there’s the rub. For in this sleep of death
What dreams may come when we have shuffled off
Our mortal coil, must give us pause.

A Pecan Mudslide:

Hot fudge, caramel, pecans, ice cream, hot fudge, caramel, pecans.

A Chocolate Rock:

Hot fudge, almonds, ice cream, hot fudge, almonds, cone coating.

A Peanut Buster Parfait:

Hot fudge, Spanish peanuts, ice cream, hot fudge, Spanish peanuts, ice cream, hot fudge, Spanish peanuts.

A Smore Galore Parfait:

Cocoa fudge, marshmallow, Graham crackers, ice cream, cocoa fudge, marshmallow, Graham crackers, ice cream, cocoa fudge, marshmallow, Graham crackers.

A Strawberry Shortcake:

Vanilla cake, strawberry juice, ice cream, strawberries, whipped cream.

A Brownie Earthquake:

Ice cream, brownie triangles, marshmallow, hot fudge, Oreo cookies, whipped cream.

A banana split:

Ice cream x 3, banana, chocolate, pineapple, strawberries, whipped cream.

Well, I was going to do Annabel Lee, but Nymysys got there first. (I thought I was the only one who had to memorize this - I’m happy to see I’m not alone.) So I will simply have to move on to the other EAP poem my 8th grade teacher made us memorize. Remember, folks: this is Nymysys’s fault.

Once upon a midnight dreary while I pondered weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping suddenly there came a tapping
As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door
“'Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door
Only this, and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in that bleak December
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor
Early I wished the morrow vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow, sorrow for the lost Lenore
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore
Nameless here forevermore

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me, filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
“'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door
That it is, and nothing more.”

Presently my soul grew stronger hesitating then no longer
“Sir,” said I, “or madam, truly your forgiveness I implore
But the fact is, I was napping, and so gently you came rapping
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door
That I scarce was sure I heard you.” Here I opened wide the door
Darkness there and nothing more

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
But the silence was unbroken and the stillness gave no token
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word “Lenore?”
This I whispered and an echo murmured back the word “Lenore.”
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before
“Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice
Let me see then what thereat is and this mystery explore
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore
'Tis the wind, and nothing more.”

Open here I flung the shutter when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a saintly Raven of the stately days of yore
Not the least obeisance made me, not a minute stopped or stayed he
But with mien of lord or lady perched above my chamber door
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door
Perched and sat and nothing more.

Oh, god. I can do this forever, but I doubt anyone at all wants to read it, and typing it is a pain. Suffice to say that there are big chunks of my brain filled with data about the life, poetry, and prose of good ol’ EAP - I know his parents’ names, for example, and the unfortunate nickname his father earned for being not such a hot actor, especially compared to his mother. I could use these memory sectors for things like appointments. But oh, no - my favorite and beloved 8th grade teacher (she was fabulous) apparently had a Thing for EAP. So now, I may not remember what day it is, but I can remember what day EAP was born and what day he died, too.

She also made us memorize all the prepositions. I can still do them, too. Scarier still, I can picture the page in the grammar book that listed the prepositions, including column breaks, placement, other contents, etc.

1 4 9 16 25 36 49 64 81 100 121 144 169 196 225 256 289 324 361 400 441 484 529 576 625 676 729 784 841 900 961 1024… After that I have to think.

Yoshi’s Island 1-4, Yellow Switch Palace, #1 Iggy’s Castle, Donut Plains 1-4, Donut Secret 1-2, Green Switch Palace, Donut Ghost House, Top Secret Area, Donut Ghost House, Donut Secret House, #2 Morton’s Castle, Vanilla Dome 1-4, Red Switch Palace, Vanilla Ghost House, Vanilla Secret 1-3, Vanilla Fortress, #3 Lemmy’s Castle, Cheese Bridge, Cookie Mountain, Soda Lake, Butter Bridge 1-2, #4 Ludwig’s Castle, Forest of Illusion 1-3, Blue Switch Palace, Forest Ghost House, Forest Secret Area, Forest Fortress, #5 Roy’s Castle, Chocolate Island 1-5, Chocolate Ghost House, Chocolate Secret, Chocolate Fortress, #6 Wendy’s Castle, Sunken Ghost Ship, Valley of Bowser 1-4, #7 Larry’s Castle, Valley Ghost House, Valley Fortress, Front Door, Back Door, Star World 1-5, Groovy, Outrageous, Funky, Mondo, Awesome, Gnarly, Tubular, and Way Cool. (Corrections in italics)

Androsynth Arilou Chenjesu Chmmr Druuge Earthling Ilwrath Kohr-Ah Melnorme Mmrnmhrm Mycon Orz Pkunk Shofixti Slylandro Spathi Supox Syreen Thraddash Umgah Ur-Quan Utwig VUX Yehat ZoqFotPik.

ARG! Someone did The Raven, apparently while I was typing it all out. So I’ll have to resort to yet more of my mental baggage:

“You are old, Father William,” the young man said
“And your hair has become very white
And yet you incessantly stand on your head
At your age, do you think it is right?”

“In my youth,” Father William replied to his son
“I feared it might injure the brain
But now that I’m perfectly sure I have none
Why, I do it again and again.”

“You are old,” said the youth, “as I mentioned before
And have grown most uncommonly fat
Yet you turned a back somersault in at the door
Pray, what is the reason of that?”

“In my youth,” said the sage as he shook his grey locks,
“I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment, one shilling the box
Allow me to sell you a couple.”

“You are old,” said the youth, “and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak
Pray, how did you manage to do it?”

“In my youth,” said his father, “I took to the law
And argued each case with my wife
And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw
Has lasted the rest of my life.”

“You are old,” said the youth. “One would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose
What made you so awfully clever?”

“I have answered three questions, and that is enough.”
Said his father, “Don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you downstairs!”

And I don’t even have any reason to know that. I just do. Does anyone want to hear “It is dark in the woods, cried the little fox” or “They’ve put a brassiere on the camel”? I can do those, too, I’m sorry to say. Isn’t there some kind of delete function for the brain?

BNL CDs Tracks

Gordon- Hello City, Enid, Grade 9, Brian Wilson, Be My Yoko Ono, Wrap Your Arms Around Me, What A Good Boy, The King Of Bedside Manor, Box Set, I Love You, New Kid (On The Block), Blame It On Me, The Flag, If I Had $1,000,000, Crazy.

Maybe You Should Drive- Jane, Intermittently, These Apples, You Will Be Waiting, A, Everything Old Is New Again, Alternative Girlfriend, Am I The Only One, Little Tiny Song, Life, In A Nutshell, The Wrong Man Was Convicted, Great Provider

Born On A Pirate Ship- Stomach vs. Heart, Straw Hat and Dirty Old Hank, I Know, This Is Where It Ends, When I Fall, I Live With It Everyday, The Old Apartment, Call Me Calmly, Break Your Heart, Spider In My Room, Same Thing, Just A Toy, In The Drink, Shoebox

Stunt- One Week, It’s All Been Done, Light Up My Room, I’ll Be That Girl, Leave, Alcohol, Call And Answer, In The Car, Never Is Enough, Who Needs Sleep?, Told You So, Some Fantastic, When You Dream

Maroon- Too Little, Too Late, Never Do Anything, Pinch Me, Go Home, Falling For The First Time, Conventioneers, Sell, Sell, Sell, Humor Of The Situation, Baby Seat, Off The Hook, Helicopters, Tonight Is The Night I Fell Asleep At The Wheel, Hidden Sun (Bonus Track)

And my custom BNL CD: We’re The Barenaked Ladies (a capella), Back, Get In Line, She’s On Time, Born Human, Trust Me, Fight The Power, Little Green Bag, Long Way Back Home, Lovers In A Dangerous Time, Powder Blue, Close To You, Inline Bowline, Gin And Juice (turns out it’s not BNL-- bleh), Baby, It’s Cold Outside, Ed’s Broken String, The Old Apartment (acoustic), Steven Page Is Having A Baby, One Week (acoustic), Psycho Killer, McDonalds Girl, Still Ill, Eat A Lot (a capella)

Whew.

NO, sir! Thus:

“We hold these truths to be self-evident…” follows immediately thereafter.

Kelvin, I’m impressed! I only memorized the first 16 digits (3.141592653589793).

All I have to offer are these. I’m not sure they’re the kind of thing the OP intended, but that’s the way the thread is drifting:

“In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they did not commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade into the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… the A-Team.”

“Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him, we have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better… stronger… faster…”

“Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.”

Checking the IMDB, I pretty much got the first two right, give or take a word or two. I couldn’t find the Knight Rider monologue, so I don’t know if I got that right.