reckless living (not for impressionable children)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Now that’s a talent that might get you a FOX special.

I had a ham ‘n’ cheese sandwhich with three slices of both ham and cheese.

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I’m recording today’s Cowboys games without written permission from the National Football League.

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I sometimes click “I agree” without reading the license agreement.

Also, one time I shot the mailman and served him to my in-laws for Thanksgiving dinner.

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Last night, I ate, by myself and at one sitting, half of a pecan pie. And I slept till 8:15 this morning.

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I didn’t take the garbage out last night.
I had to take it to work and threw it in the dumpster today.

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