I was in Barnes and Noble the other day, and I noticed that their Humor section was entirely devoid of Straight Dope. Having seen it there in the past, I decided this must simply be another example of massive consumer demand outpacing supply (why else would the Fed be raising rates?) and offered my humble assistance to the store manager to help correct the oversight.
It was then that he informed me that, in fact, The Straight Dope was currently housed in the Reference section.
My fellow Dopes, we have arrived.
Next stop…the Religion section…
(King James, Pentatuch, Triumph of the Straight Dope, Koran, …)