There are plenty of headphones out there that are designed to block outside noise. I have a pair of those, and they are most excellent. What I require now, however, is a pair of headphones that excel at keeping their own noise inside.
Oftentimes, you see, usually on the bus or on the D.C. metro, I encounter a person whose “personal headset” is radiating semi-rhythmic pulses that can be detected by the unaided ear of the partially deaf at a distance of ten kilometers. This is annoying. I do not wish to be one of these people. There are times, though, when I do wish to turn my own music up to eleven. Up to this point, I have made do with the sub-par quality and loss of clarity that comes with quiet listening.
However, I grow weary of this wholly unsatisfying auditory experience; this tantalization of tintinnabulation; this canorous cocktease, if you will. I long to enjoy my portable music in the same extravagant luxury as exists in my own home; to bask in the self-gratification of the highest level of amplification. All this I want, yet still I ask for more: I must engage in this practise with naught but a single detectable decibel eminated therefrom.
And so, my friends, I come to you, and I ask, HOW? How might I revel once again in the fullest pleasures of aural indulgence, yet uphold the boundaries of respect for my fellow beings, philistine though they may be in their disdain for my distinctive dulcet delectation. How, then, is’t possible to…
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Dammit…I keep leaving those things open. Sorry about that. So, does anyone know of a good pair of headphones that can handle loud music without bothering those in the immediate vicinity? I have a couple of longish flights coming up, and I’d like to have some before I go. All suggestions appreciated. Thanks!