Rectal suppositories for a sore throat.

As mentioned, one of the advantages of suppositories is that the drug gets delivered directly to your blood stream. For molecules that degrade in stomach acid and need to be absorbed in a more neutral pH environment, going in via a suppository saves the company from having to design a drug that is coated to survive the stomach and then release the drug once in the intestine. It also provides much more rapid effects, which is a good thing for cold and anti-allergy medications, which people want fast-acting relief.

Fun fact: one of the tests on a suppository drug lot is “melting temperature”. The manufacturer needs to ensure that the wax binding will melt above room temp but below body temp - usually criteria are something like 34-36C, IIRC. It’s one of those time-consuming but zero effort quality control tests that are absolutely fantastic to do on a Friday afternoon, when you don’t want to work anyways. Just watch a plug of wax melt in a capillary tube.

And the fifth doctor is Hannibal Lecter.

Nah, the fifth recommends Trident Sugarless Gum, but that’s because he’s not paying attention.

After seeing this thread, now I have to think twice where to stick the Trident gum!

Be sure to remove the wrapper first :smiley:

“I put them in my back passage, but for all the good they did, I might as well have stuck them up my ass.”