Red Riding Hood movie (spoilers)

OK, this was a really stupid movie, but I was bored last night with nothing else to watch, so I watched it.

When Red, toward the end, goes to Grandmother’s house, her “grandmother” tells her to have some soup if she’s hungry. It looks pretty strange for soup, and Red asks what it is, but there is never an answer given. Was it granny stew?

Yes. I think there was an eyeball in there somewhere.

The point of any movie starring Amanda Seyfried is to show as much of Amanda Seyfried as possible. The plot is merely an excuse. If it’s possible to arrange for a character played by Megan Foxx to die horribly, that’s gravy.

That would explain the seemingly out of nowhere sex scene at the end.

I didn’t write as much of Amanda Seyfried’s skin as possible. Well, not till just now, anyway.