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“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
To paraphrase the Great Prophet, Al Bundy. For women, an extra pair of hooters on their back, for slow dancing.
(the following crude, sexist comment is now open for assault)
“…send lawyers, guns, and money…”
Warren ZevonA variable speed metabolism. It would kick in when the body detects too many carbos or fat, and it would slow down when food is scarce.
It should be able to use calories to heal wounds quickly. Hell, it should work with antibodies to make one disease proof.
And imagine having superhuman strength and speed at will.
The main problem with it would be that if you’re an active type (soldier especially) you’d find yourself eating all the time.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
I forgot to add that the variability of the metabolism should be volentary; otherwise, getting drunk would be a real challenge.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
i find myself eating all the time… think thats a bad thing?
The capacity to regenerate injuries; including severed limbs & neurological damage.
Neon eye colors for aesthetic value? Maybe.
Vision that extends into the ultraviolet & far infrared.
Attention C#3!The inside of your musty head is a exercise wheel;
in which two gerbils, Vanity and Credulity by
name, tussle fruitlessly over the walnut that
represents your banal & pointless existance.
Removable fetuses. You won’t have to carry all that weight around come 30-35 weeks of gestation. Just get a large fishbowl, fill it with warm water and submerge fetus.
Remember to feed at least twice a day with Tetra FetusFlakes™!
“The world ends when I die. And as far as I’m concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.” – Matt Groening
More dexterity of the feet, especially opposable big toes, like our chimp cousins. Opens up a whole new world of erotic possiblities.
TT
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Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide