Maybe, but they don’t keep it in their wallets. Besides “ACLU Membership Card” would be an awkward name. And it would add an element of moral indignation to masturbation, that can’t be a good thing.
I don’t know, I can imagine such an element having it’s supporters, say, John Ashcroft?
(wanders off to scrub brain of image of Ashcroft )
Anyone else feeling a little overwhelmed by all the drama going on all of a sudden? Between that and the mental image of Stoid and Reeded engaged in various flavors of sexual congress on the internet, I’m feeling a little… ummm… skullfucked.
Just call it your card-carrying member.
Daniel
Dude. If that thing can carry its own card, I don’t want it near me.
However, one of those warnings was FOUR fucking years old. It’s rather disturbing to me that the Staff feels a need to keep records of warnings from FOUR years ago. Although I can see that there was a recent spate of activity that deserved a suspension, this log of ancient warnings gives credence to my theory that if you post here long and often enough you’ll accrue enough warnings and get banned, no matter what. As witness whats-his-name- the dude with scads of posts that got banned. Maybe you dudes should rethink the idea of hording old warnings? Really, after the frist two warnings I checked on this poor dude were 4 then 2 years old, I started to get a little :dubious:
And yet it can probably mount a mighty impressive membership drive.
Yes, that’s the end result we have in mind.
Sooner or later, we’ll get you ALL.
And I would tend to believe that most posters have zero official mod warnings.
Well you should get a warning for misquoting DrDeth. The term “snip” did not occur anywhere in his post. 
How very specific of you.
Gotta go with wring on this one. The overwhelming majority of posters have flawless records, and most of the rest has isolated warnings. The high-visibility flame-outs just stick in your mind.
:eek:
is that a warning in your pocket or are ya just glad to see me?
You’ll never get me, copper!
retreats to roof of flaming refinery
Top of the world!
So that’s what the kids are calling it these days.
I consider myself relatively sedate and I’ve managed to wrack up at least two.
I better swing the posting a bit more left. I don’t want to be wasing my $7.50/year.
I thought the whole point to moral indignation was masturbation. And I’m outraged that you would suggest otherwise!
fwap fwap fwap
Yea, I figure at the rate I’m going, I’ll be banned sometime in the early 27th Century.*
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- Undoubtedly from overuse of “Urectum” jokes.
You have fewer than two Warnings. You may have considered some admonishment as a formal Warning, but it was not viewed that way by the Moderator wielding the ruler.
(We prefer cash to political ideology.)
I’ve been here a month longer than you and, as far as I’m aware I haven’t gotten a single warning.
grumble, grumble I never ever got a warning, oh no… grumble, grumble