Sometimes, landlords evict your friend, leading to poverty, homelessness, or worse. What will you do?
You could write an angry letter to government. But they’ll probably ignore you.
You could offer to let your friend stay at your place. But that’s a temporary solution.
You could stage a peaceful protest. But they’re likely to ignore that too.
Or you could release the bees.
Next chance I have to play in a superheroes RPG, I want to play The Beekeeper.
”Or what? You’ll release the dogs, or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"
Missed it by that much! How about
Or what? You’ll release the dogs, or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they
barkburp, they shoot bees at you?
instead? 
D’oh!
Definite improvement, thanx.
No, he had it right. The line is bark.
Well, yes, the line from the show is bark. No doubt about that.
But when the poster quoting the line is burpo the wonder mutt, his dogs should be burping their bees. 
Not the bees…
But then, a fate worse than death:
One of those deputies missed his perfect chance for internet fame by not taking advantage of the moment.
It may be that when you are being stung dozens of times in real life, your first priority is not making nerdy movie quotes.
How about nerdy TV quotes?
I had to pay $1800 to evict the bees.
Oh, honey…
