Ok, I saw this movie last night.
Where do I begin,
Oh yeah, spoilers
Ok I haven’t seen the stage version of Rent. I did see the movie Moulin Rouge and I have seen a stage version of La Boheme. Since La Boheme is what Rent and Moulin Rouge are based upon I had a good idea what was coming. Or at least I thought.
I knew Rent substituted AIDS for TB. So I kind of thought that the twist would be that Roger would die of AIDS and not Mimi. Now in ACT I Roger sings ‘One Song Glory’ and if you sing a song in ACT I of a Broadway musical that in any way references death, you are toast on a stick. Put on a red shirt and beam down with Kirk and Spock, your number is up.
Of course being in a version of La Boheme and being named Mimi is usually a sign to take out a huge life insurance policy on that person, because she is not long for this world.
But these people, both of whom have AIDS, do not die.
Instead we kill Angel. Now the character Angel does not really have a counterpart in La Boheme. And in fact, Angel is the worst character in Rent. Why? Because she is perfect. We have this drag queen who funny and talented at everything from playing the drums to making clothes, and is very generous with money to strangers and saving strange beat up men in alley ways and giving them places to live. Except for the fact that he is a professional dog killer he doesn’t have one single fault. (So kill him) Oh and in the movie I saw, his death was dragged out. He’s on the train, he’s in the hospitable with everyone, he’s in the hospital with the Law and Order guy, and then he is dead.
Killing the Saint is bad writing. It’s a cheap way to illicit tears.
Of course since Mimi has no redeeming qualities save that she has the best ass below 14th street, doesn’t help either. Am I the only one bothered by the fact that she was trying to sleep with Roger but not going to inform him that she was HIV positive? Does she not know that it is a STD?
The side trip to Santa Fe was idiotic and then to top it off, the one song Roger was working on for a year, the one song that would give him glory before the virus burns up his body, is, in fact, the worst song in the show.
To add insult to injury, hey Chris Columbus and your DP, if someone sings a line about how you can see it in their eyes, LIGHT THE CHARACTERS EYES!
Mimi, coming back to life is just the stupidest goddamn thing ever!
But I must disagree with many people and say that Chris Columbus is the PERFECT choice to direct this.
The people in this show are not revolutionaries. They are not even Bohemians. This is a perfectly packaged revolution that will be shown in movie theatres. The story does not capture some special place and time. NYC in the late 80’s? Umm, let me get this straight, the REGAN Revolution was still in full swing. NYC was really shedding it’s grimy dirty late '70s self. The idea of throwing out the bums and building condos is what everybody thought was a good idea, and this movie doesn’t convince me that we lost anything precious by doing so. The ‘Protest’ show was making fun of performance artists. Not celebrating them. “Here you can live rent free” “No, I’d rather pay my own way by selling out to tabloid journalism” is no great endorsement for the life they had been living.
UGGH!
No I need to see La Boheme again and if you want to see a good movie about rebellious kids in NYC go watch Hair.